Living in a Room Becomes Easier When You’re Handsome - Chapter 12

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Am I really failing to catch this bait properly?

RP must be maintained thoroughly, and breaking it results in warnings from the server level.

The viewers know this, and the broadcast-related communities know this too.

So this Mungi-Banji crying incident isn’t developing in a bad direction, but rather.

[GTA Server, romantic RP exists from day one]

[Author: Ham Bung-geong]

I was watching BJ’s stream and saw this guy Lee Moong-ryong who wants to be a host – he’s fucking hilarious ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

(Video of Lee Mung-ryong immediately hitting after hearing about no money)

Sweetly saying “I’m handsome so I can comfort you” and then

Just said I don’t have money and she straight up calls me a bitch lmaooo

But didn’t you say you cried over this?

I cried because I was startled, so it’s not like I was bawling or anything, just a little bit?

Honestly, isn’t this Woon’s fault? The RP almost got ruined, damn it

No, I already helped out by taking the first hit when they said they had no money, so what the hell else am I supposed to do?

For real

I mean, so then what, “Oh you don’t have money, pay me next time” and just end it boringly like that? lol On an RP server?

If you got into a romantic host bar guy’s taxi, you should have been prepared for what comes with it.

[Don’t compare RP server personality with real personality]

[Author: Dung Dung-tam]

It’s a sub-character so you can be more bold and just speak refreshingly

It’s funny to begin with to ask “why did you do that” just because someone cried

GTA is a place where you do guns, drugs, everything

I mean, couldn’t you just straight up beat them while calling them a commie bastard? lol

They made Koza cry for no reason, f*ck those bastards, why are you making our BanX cry ㅠㅠ I hate seeing this bullsh*t ㅋㅋ

For real, because assholes like these control everything, all the fun RP is disappearing

Fucking idiots’ characteristics) They do this and then when high-stimulation RP disappears, they start bitching about how the server is ruined and boring

No no, for real lol hahahahaha

[Koza cried < and as soon as that happened, where the fuck did these sweet water buffalo come from, all swarming in with their coordinates marked lol]

[Author: Jjot-jangsu]

Since you guys have no intention of taking my side, go eat shit lol

What happens on RP server should be resolved on RP server

Unless you’re being dead serious and going all out for the UFC, yeah

What the hell are you making such a big fuss about that for lol remote control bullshit~

If that’s the case, please please make and run the server yourself ㅠㅠ

Just because one little thing doesn’t go their way, they’re throwing a tantrum~ Really want to smack that brat lol

No way lololololol

Seeing the increasing ratio of idiots in this gallery lately makes me realize I’ve been browsing galleries for too long

No no, are you crazy?

No no oops hahaha

[The person who’s angry right now]

Mungi who maintains RP thoroughly and lives diligently as a bottom-tier < Not him

Banji who got proper RP from the start and just got surprised and shed a few tears < Not her

That scumbag who felt romantic feelings for Banji and was creepily admiring her

That’s you right there lololololol

Huh

Huh

Huh

You really hit the nail on the head

Damn, your insight is really deep… so deep…

You really sounded like you were speaking from the perspective of an observer of AI’s core algorithms

It drew people’s positive interest with the feeling of finding a new toy.

And it couldn’t help but be that way.

From the viewers’ perspective, wouldn’t it naturally be good if there were more clowns?

The mainstream opinion was that what happens on RP servers should be resolved through RP.

In fact, it was only some malicious viewers who were making a fuss.

Banji, who actually shed a few tears, accepted this situation very pleasantly.

“Wait, I’m the one who got hurt, right…? I even ended up in a debt relationship?”

– You got played

– That’s why you should take a normal Taxi, not a host bar Taxi

“I didn’t know the host bar Taxi would be this much of a real host bar Taxi.”

– Hahahahahahaha

– Agreed lol

“But since I got assaulted, I should call the Police, right?”

– Agree

– Right

– Yeah

– Call the Police right away

– Didn’t expect the Police to have work from day one

– There’s already one person who got their RP properly set

– Romantic Host Bar Taxi < I really thought it was some elementary school setting

“Whatever! Call the Police!”

– This is right lololololololol

– What happened to Banji on day 1 within 10 minutes < Got beaten by host bar Taxi and calling Police

– Oh really? LOLOLOLOLOLOL

+++++

-“Yes, yes? How is the taxi fare 30,000 won… Didn’t we just go nearby?”

“No, no no no no, what are you talking about… I listened to your story and gave you comfort when you said things were tough lately. Why aren’t you paying for my service?”

-“You’re charging that as part of the taxi fare too?”

“No, that’s a separate service fee, but to make the calculation easier, I’m just lumping it all together as taxi fare.”

– You crazy bastard lol

– The taxi driver told me to share if I had any worries or troubles, so when I did, he asked for money ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

– This bastard seems like he’s running some tourist scam

– It’s not a tourist scam but a legitimate service ㅇㅇ

– What’s wrong with providing a women’s safe escort service?

– But he beats up women

– If they don’t have money, they’re not women

– Hahahahahahahahaha

Thud! Thud! Thud!

“…Sigh, looks like I’ll have to escort you to the Hospital too.”

How many customers is this now who act tough saying they don’t have money?

In the past, it seems like this kind of thing would just pass by smoothly.

For Lee Mung-ryong of the Romantic Taxi, the Romantic Host Bar Taxi, such things never happened.

He absolutely never gets his money stolen.

Vrooooom.

The women-only Romantic Host Bar Taxi heads to the Hospital again today.

This makes exactly the 4th person already.

How do people without money even think to take a taxi? It really was the end times.

“I sent a Star Rating follow request, so accept it right now. Right here.”

-“Right, right now? At the Hospital entrance… I’m collapsed here?”

“Just accept it. You can still operate your Phone.”

-“Yes, yes…!”

“Okay, now that we’re mutual followers, the moment you show off that you made money, I’ll come find you immediately. Collection is guaranteed, pay back the money faithfully.”

Does this make four women who could become future money sources?

The foundation for RP can be considered sufficiently prepared.

It feels like I’m becoming a debt collector before a host bar worker though.

Still, for a bottom-tier male broadcaster to survive, this much was necessary.

Continuing the broadcast step by step like this, the broadcast time had already reached 5 hours.

Just when I thought it was time to wrap up for today.

Beep beep beep beep beep.

-“We heard there’s a vicious criminal here!”

-“We came because we heard there’s a scumbag already running romance scams!”

-“We’re here for an illegal entertainment establishment raid!”

Three police cars came flying to surround one taxi.

Having watched streamers’ collaborations and such on YouTube for a long time, I could tell.

‘This is like the Police have nothing to do so they all came out at once, right?’

On the first day, naturally there wouldn’t be anything for the police to do.

There aren’t any proper gangs yet, and if you want to act somewhat human, you’d need to get a part-time job.

In such circumstances, there would be no reason for police to show up.

But as soon as some guy appeared doing blatantly weird stuff.

They all came rushing over like “this is it!”

‘Ah… but if these are police right now, this is definitely at least a mid-tier streamer lineup or higher?’

This is intense RP fighting.

This was like a kind of Spiritual Pressure Battle.

-“No, does it make sense to just beat someone up for not being able to pay money?”

-“Not just beating, but making them repeat words… and then just beating again… is this right?”

-“You should resolve it through dialogue, why are you hitting people!”

From a GTA game perspective, it just feels like three simple characters surrounding my character.

But experiencing it in reality, this was truly an RP test scene.

Taking this well here was really important.

‘This is an opportunity, a chance to look good to the viewers.’

So the best opening line I could deliver here was.

“No, these crazy bitches didn’t pay back the money and reported me first… Are you insane, huh? You came together, hey come here!”

Expressing the anger of a host bar worker.

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Male streamers, meaning supporting actors, are quite precious yet very ambiguous during collaborations.

Naturally, most viewers don’t particularly want to hear male voices.

Even if they exist, it’s hard for them to get attention.

But then again, if there are none at all, the atmosphere becomes very awkward.

So male streamers are needed, but they must know when to jump in and when to step back.

They need to strike and retreat appropriately while providing entertainment, and also be able to handle solo broadcasts well.

There was a strong tendency to only look for perfect experienced newcomers.

And right at this moment.

– “No, these crazy bitches didn’t pay back the money and reported me first… Are you insane, huh? You came together, hey come here!”

“Uh… uhh, no, you’re still doing this even in front of the police?”

Dal-geun, a male variety game streamer among Garden’s Major Corporation streamers.

He thought he had found a pretty useful supporting actor after a long time.

“Calm down, no… looking at your attitude, this is right, you hit them, didn’t you? Hit them for not paying money, made them pay double for weird services, right?”

-“It’s a legitimate fee… No, but I’m sorry, due to my job characteristics I can’t talk much with men. Is there a female officer by any chance?”

– Hahahahahahahaha

– Hahahahahahahahaha

– Female officer bullshit

– Guy blatantly looking for female cops to work at a host bar ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

– Wait, isn’t this concept totally insane? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

– Why don’t you go find a female cop and try hitting on her? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

– Thank you Anonymous Donor for the 1,000 won donation.

[ Dal-geun, this guy’s really not easy, he’s not your average crazy bastard, let’s hit him with the taser gun first ]

– Thank you Anonymous Donor for the 1,000 won donation.

[ He’s really not ordinary, seeing how he’s even thinking of touching the policewoman lol let’s definitely throw him in prison lol ]

– Agreed lololololol

– But it’d be boring to shoot the taser gun from the start, so how about we beat him up a bit first?

– Let’s go for a light fight?

Watching the countless donation messages and chat flowing in.

Dal-geun seriously assessed the current situation.

‘I’ve really never heard this voice before… His voice is amazing, and his RP is good too, but how could I not know someone like this?’

Yoran Garden currently had a minimum cut-off of large or medium-sized streamers.

If someone had that level of standing, there was no way Dal-geun wouldn’t know them.

But such a new face, does this make sense?

‘No wait. He has an invitation ticket… Special Invitation Ticket? Premium Invitation Ticket? Right? Anyway, someone brought him in with that.’

And it was a male broadcaster who was very good at RP.

So.

“Hey, you beat someone up like this and still haven’t come to your senses… You want to fight me too? If I say let’s fight, will you fight me?”

-“What, a guy suddenly asking for a fight… You’re crazy, beating up kids like you is part of my job though…”

“Did you finish talking to the police with ‘you’? ‘Kids like you’?”

-“Right now we’re not talking as police vs host bar worker, but as man to man, weren’t we? Between males, having a dispute over the money source who didn’t pay taxi fare.”

– Lololololol Police vs host bar worker

– Is this supposed to be a fair fight?

– I don’t know who Lee Mung-ryong is but he’s definitely crazy lololol

– As soon as fighting came up, man to man brawl with a cop lololololol

– Money source who didn’t pay taxi fare, what bullshit lololololol

– Dal-geun, really show him, you play some Tekken too

To see how well he could do tiki-taka, he lightly picked a fight first.

“Then let’s do it. Let’s have a brawl! Not as police vs host bar worker, but as man to man!”

-“Good!”

Thwack! Thwack! Thwack!

He really got beaten to death.

The GTA Yoran Garden server implemented quite realistic combat between characters.

You could block attacks at precise timing for parrying, or perform just dodges.

‘Is he crazy? No, is this hacks? He’s so good I’d think it’s really hacks.’

The aspiring host bar worker – Lee Mung-ryong really dodged and parried every attack, then mercilessly pummeled his character.

“Don’t think about stealing my money source, if you lost man to man then quietly get lost. Ptui.”

And at the end, he even used the spitting motion to spit on the fallen character.

It really made him wonder if this guy was an actual host bar worker? A thug?

Of course, the ending was.

-“Officer Kim Tteul-geun!”

Bzzzzzzt.

-“Aaaahhhhh!”

A fellow police officer’s taser gun ending.

Actually, this was the key point.

‘I confirmed I can be attacked, but how much tanking can I do.’

Since broadcasting was tiki-taka.

If you show strength, you need to know how to show weakness too.

And usually noobs are bad at taking hits.

They get genuinely upset when they should take hits properly and ruin the broadcast, you could say.

It was a typical noob characteristic.

‘Let’s see what you’ll do.’

Lee Mung-ryong’s character collapsed after being hit by the taser gun.

Clearly subdued, and simultaneously surrounded by 2 female police officer characters and 1 male police officer character.

How would he handle this situation.

Just as Dal-geun looked down at Lee Mung-ryong with anticipation.

-“I was wrong, I was wrong! I was wrong, but.”

“But? Why are you saying ‘but’.”

-“I really didn’t get my taxi fare, you know? Please put those people in the detention cell too, since I’m definitely being wronged.”

Lee Mung-ryong’s words flowed out as if he’d been waiting.

“So if we just resolve the money issue, it’s over? We don’t want to be harsh either. We just want to end this amicably.”

-“Money? Ah… if I get paid, it’s over.”

“Then it’s finished?”

Not bad at all.

Now it was time to end it.

Actually, once the opponent somewhat recovered from the taser gun state, everyone backed away.

But.

-“Just remember that Host Bar Taxi will never forget what happened today.”

This bastard was crazier than I thought.

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-“Reflect on your actions and come out.”

“…”

Creeeeak, thud.

Lee Mung-ryong’s character was locked in prison.

After chatting for a while and then dispersing, I was left alone.

I switched perspectives to look around and confirmed no one was there.

I immediately quit the game and stretched out.

– ?

– ?

– ?

– ?

“Phew, I’ll end the broadcast here for today.”

– Why?

– You’re gonna broadcast from Prison?

– Why are you turning off the broadcast on your own?

“What do you mean? It’s my broadcast so I can turn it off whenever I want, and besides, I’m in Prison right now so there’s nothing to do anyway.”

– You just need to spend about 10 minutes in-game for it to open, just wait and do more ;

– For real

– Agreed

– Ah do more broadcast;

“Forget it, I did quite a long stream today. About seven hours.”

– Mungi, other small streamers do 14 hours, 17 hours when they come to servers like this, but why do you…

– This guy really has no intention of growing beyond small streamer level

– No desperation, there’s no desperation

They weren’t wrong.

Honestly, I wanted to stream for at least 14 hours straight too.

But.

‘Since it’s the first day, everyone’s broke, and I’ve shown all the host bar concept. I talked with the Police too…’

I’d used up everything I could show right now.

‘But didn’t EV also say she was doing Police? Cuckoo mentioned it briefly… I didn’t see her then.’

– Mungi, but are you gonna turn on your broadcast late like this tomorrow too? It’s a major collaboration?

– Let’s turn it on a bit earlier tomorrow ㅇㅇ What are you even doing that makes you always so late?

“I’m not late, I mean, I’m originally a night broadcaster…”

– So just extend the broadcast time more ㅇㅇ

– Small streamer trait) Stubborn as hell

– Small streamer trait) No broadcast talent but ‘also’ stubborn as hell

– No, but morning broadcasts are so good, why don’t you do daytime streams? ㅇㅇ

– Don’t you know that broadcasting from day to night is the golden route these days?

– It’s not about appeasing office workers, your audience is the 24-hour broadcast standby squad?

– Even if you turn it on during the day, big companies easily get at least 10,000 views, so why aren’t you even doing that? ㅇㅇ

– They’re working hard too, so you turn yours on

“The chat seems to be getting heated, calm down… I’ll turn it on depending on the situation, but for now I’m still turning it on at 6 PM as usual.”

– ㅡㅡ

– ㅡㅡ

– ㅡㅡ

– Ah this bastard, do I have to beg and plead for a broadcast

“This bastard’s broadcast that you have to beg and plead for… you said that, but you’re not even following me? Hardtack is crazy these days, whatever, bye Mungba.”

– Hahahahaha

– Hahahahahahaha

– Anyway, MungBa

– MB

– MB

– MB

– MB

“Yeah, MungBa.”

Click.

I turned off the broadcast.

“Hmm, what should I really do tomorrow.”

Host bar stuff, I should do this in moderation too.

Should I gradually start joining up with other people?

Then since I’m a small broadcast with few viewers, I’d have to work hard under someone.

‘Started with a host bar broadcast on the first day, then suddenly beating up female characters, then suddenly groveling under someone… Ah, this concept doesn’t match?’

What should I really do about this.

But these worries of mine disappeared completely

as soon as I turned on the broadcast the next afternoon.

Because.

Ring ring ring ring.

“Hello, this is Romantic Host Bar Taxi.”

-“Oh, that’s right? You answered in one try?”

“Yes?”

-“Oh my, living in Yoran Garden and you don’t know my voice at all?”

I know it.

-“I’m Barabin, well I’ll explain when we meet, so just come over to my side for now.”

Because a big fish had taken the bait.

How did I know it was a big fish?

– Hello, incoming from Babini

– Is this a real host bar?

– But he really is handsome

– Accept the incoming viewers~~

– Mungi’s room kicks out all incoming viewers though? Bastards get out

Because I was so flustered that I looked at the chat room.

‘Babin? The Babin I know?’

That major Babin who’s running neck and neck with Lera for female streamer popularity?

‘This is crazy.’

But the problem is.

‘I can’t properly handle this fish?’

The size difference was like human vs aircraft carrier.

I mean, someone with a reasonable build could have contacted me, so why did such a whale have to come?

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