Living in a Room Becomes Easier When You’re Handsome - Chapter 11

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You’re making the RP feel really realistic

-“I’m tired and exhausted… please take me anywhere, what’s that?”

“Literally, it’s Lee Mung-ryong’s exclusive service for comforting loneliness.”

-“What?”

“I’m so handsome that just looking at my face is comforting.”

– Crazy bastard

– His skill at making people cringe is top-notch

– Okay, I believe you’re a lifelong single now

– Is that really the only way you can use your looks?

– If you’re gonna be like that, donate your looks you crazy bastard

– Just looking at your face is comforting, what bullshit ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

– Amazing amazing amazing amazing amazing amazing amazing amazing amazing

– What’s your prejudice against noobs? MungTube What’s your prejudice against noobs? MungTube What’s your prejudice against noobs? MungTube What’s your prejudice against noobs? MungTube

The Chat Room is heating up.

The opponent’s name showing in-game is Banji.

Obviously, I don’t know who it is.

‘Why would I need to know other streamers’ names?’

I just need to know the people I’m connected with.

Lera, EV. That’s it.

I’m not interested in the rest.

I wasn’t interested for 3 years anyway, so why would I suddenly be interested just because my looks changed?

So it’s actually become easier to be more shameless.

Since I really don’t know who they are, it’s become comfortable to just throw words around carelessly.

-“Ah, no… you are handsome but… I have a place I want to go first…”

“I’m running a rental friend service, so if you’re interested, please use it. My Star Rating username is MungiLove.”

– Mungi, but this is an RP server, so why is your Star Rating username Mungi Love?

“Ah.”

-“Yes?”

“Ah, it’s nothing. Just get in. I’ll take you to your desired destination right away.”

My real reaction to the viewer’s chat came out directly.

‘Come to think of it, that’s right?’

If it’s RP, it should have been MungryongLove, but I made it Mungi Love?

– Intelligence issue occurred lololololol

– Mungi, what are you gonna do if you really use your head as decoration

– The problem is that its role as decoration is like, overly perfect ㅇㅇ

– That’s true but that’s true but

– Thank you Anonymous Donor for the 1,000 won donation.

[ This bastard, isn’t this actually a high-level strategy? Pretending it’s a mistake, pretending it’s instinctive while subtly promoting himself ]

Ah, should I say this is it? Should I insist this is right?

That thought was brief.

– Our Mungi isn’t that world-class

– If this bastard had the intelligence to think that far, he wouldn’t have screwed up the concert

– If he could do that, would he have been stuck in double digits for 3 years?

– Really going “Ah” due to pure intelligence issues is fucking hilarious

– Just purely stupid

– You’re probably the only one who becomes an issue for being genuinely stupid

– But since you’re a bottom-tier streamer, it probably won’t become an issue, right? I shouldn’t say that~ But since you’re a bottom-tier streamer, it probably won’t become an issue, right? I shouldn’t say that~ But since you’re a bottom-tier streamer, it probably won’t become an issue, right? I shouldn’t say that~

The viewers showed their unwavering faith in my outstanding intellect.

Crazy bastards, but it’s nice to see you all united at times like this.

Anyway.

Vrooooom.

The taxi carried the ‘Banji’ character straight toward the Gang Territory.

-“But what was that earlier really? Rental Mungi?”

“Ah, I’m aspiring to work at a host bar. I’m handsome too, so I want to comfort lonely people with this face.”

-“Puhaha! No, no… are you being serious? Really?”

“Huh? Of course. I’m really handsome.”

– No, he’s really fucking terrible at appealing his looks, wow

– If you’re gonna waste that face like that, please give it to me, Mungi

– About 190cm tall with ridiculous looks… solid muscles… and the eloquence and intelligence that balances it all…

– Crazy bastard

– But he really is handsome though

The conversation we had on the way to Gang Territory had pretty good tiki-taka.

The customer was laughing, and the Chat Room flow wasn’t bad either.

‘The influx isn’t big, but… the noteworthy part is that viewers aren’t leaving.’

The current viewer count is a whopping 147 people.

If this keeps up, isn’t an average of 150 viewers not just a dream?

‘Broadcasting is easy.’

Muttering that to myself.

-“Wow, then can I use your services later?”

“Ah, of course. I’ll give you my Star Rating and… my personal number separately.”

Before long, the taxi arrived at its destination.

-“But I don’t have money right now…”

The line that signals the start of full-scale RP began.

In a way, it’s natural.

Early in the game.

A time when no one has a proper job yet, and it’s hard to figure out how to make money.

Naturally, it’s impossible to afford taxi fare.

Click.

Click.

So.

Host bar aspirant – Lee Mung-ryung and Banji, the two characters got out of the taxi and faced each other.

“You don’t have money?”

-“Yes…”

– Ah wait wait

– Wait wait

– Rental Mungi will only be nice when the woman has money

– Huh… this bitch (taking off watch)

-“…But, but still! I’ll pay you back soon! Since you helped me like this, we have a connection… If I work hard promoting your business.”

“Yare yare, what a hopeless girl.”

-“Huh?”

A moment of silence.

And right after.

Smack!

Host bar aspirant- Lee Mung-ryong suddenly started beating up Banji’s character.

– ?

– ?

– ?

– ?

Countless question marks suddenly flooding in.

I ignored the chat and just kept beating up Banji’s character.

– Suddenly?

– Why did you say “yare yare what a hopeless girl”?

– No but seriously, they’re just beating them for 30 seconds straight without saying a word ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

– Mungi have you played fighting games? You’re really good at combos

– He’s hitting from all different angles and now that she’s down he’s stomping on her

“Does it make sense for a crazy bitch to not have money?”

– Gasp

– Gasp

– Gasp

– Gasp

– Beast Boys

– I love you, so shut your mouth, Kobalyeon ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

– This is the Hakoda host bar episode ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

– Go ahead and evolve into darkness lololololol

-“Wait! Wait! So suddenly like this!? How can you hit me so suddenly!”

“Hey, it’s not sudden. You don’t have 13,542 won for the taxi fare and now… you’re suddenly acting friendly with me, do you think this makes sense?”

-“Huh, what?”

“Hey, snap out of it. Do I look like that kind taxi driver from earlier, the romantic host Lee Mung-ryong?”

– Romantic host lmaooooooooo

– Since when did the word “romantic” suddenly get attached?

– Where’s the romantic host in beating up a woman the moment she says she has no money

– This is what hosts are really like lmaooooooooo

– Did you really think hosts were sweet boyfriends? They’re only your boyfriend when you have money lol

– Banji or whatever, are you coming to your senses? lol

I’m extremely sensitive about not getting paid.

Why? Because I was a bottom-tier streamer for 3 years, living without even making minimum wage for 3 years.

So maybe that’s why, even in the game, thinking I won’t get fair compensation for honest work(?).

Thwack!

Thwack!

Thwack!

I had no choice but to resort to violence while maintaining RP.

This is martial arts.

Thoroughly implementing martial arts according to the code.

Disciplining through violence a woman who says she can’t pay the taxi fare.

This was my sense of justice.

-“I was wrong! I was wrong! Please stop hitting me! Stop!”

“Right, no… I mean, why not from the start? You could have just said you were wrong from the beginning… why do you only apologize after getting beaten?”

– Because you beat the hell out of her lmaooooooooo

– This bastard is really crazy

– This is what hosts are really like lol

“Listen carefully, repeat after me.”

-“Yes, yes!”

“I will definitely pay back the 13,542 won.”

-“13,542 won… I will definitely pay back.”

“Good, nice. Now then, I’ll take you back to the hospital, but I’m charging for the taxi fare to the hospital too. Plus this is patient transport costs, so there’s a surcharge, no complaints right?”

-“Yes, yes!”

“No, why aren’t you repeating what I said.”

Thwack! Thwack! Thwack!

Why won’t she listen? I don’t understand.

First, let me give her another light beating.

Glance.

And check the viewers’ reactions.

– You crazy bastard ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

– No, fuck, you want her to copy that too?

– Were you a drill instructor in the army? Are you a drill instructor?

– Ah this bastard suddenly went from being my friend Mungi to now looking at his expression… reminds me of a drill instructor

– Mungi, soften your expression a bit

– It’s RP right? It’s RP right? It’s RP right? It’s RP right? It’s RP right? It’s RP right? It’s RP right? It’s RP right? It’s RP right?

– I’m scared I’m scared I’m scared I’m scared I’m scared I’m scared I’m scared I’m scared I’m scared I’m scared

– Ring was the most flustering moment of my life lololololol

– You’re the first man to treat me like this

– Why am I a man, you haven’t paid back the money

– You’ve been kidnapped

– Munghae-sang joined the gallery ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

‘The reaction itself isn’t bad.’

Vrooooom.

The taxi heads back to the hospital.

And I roughly dump Banji’s character in front of the hospital.

“The total cost is 52,231 won. Remember it clearly, this will grow by 10% interest every day.”

-“Yes, yes?”

“Huh? Not copying what I say again… Sigh… I’ll let it slide since we’re in front of the hospital.”

I left coolly.

Romantic taxi, romantic host Lee Mung-ryong has to get back to taxi work anyway.

Ring ring ring ring.

The taxi phone rings again.

“Hello, this is host taxi Lee Mung-ryong.”

-“Ah, is this a taxi?”

Click.

– Why did you hang up?

– Ah no way

– Because it was a guy?

I don’t take taxi calls from men.

Have you ever seen a host serve men?

I only serve women who’ll pay up.

“The taxi driven by a romantic host only takes women.”

– You crazy bastard ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

– Mungi sir, I clearly understand you have no intention of escaping the bottom tier

– But if that’s the case, shouldn’t you not hit women?

“Well, my immediate income is practically 0 won right now, but I created future revenue with 52,231 won plus 10% daily interest, so the first customer can be called a success, agreed?”

– No, are you insane suddenly grinning after talking about future revenue from female fans?

– Are you really a gigolo?

– Are you a current kept man?

– You crazy bastard, do you actually go to host bars? lololololol

– You really seem like a woman construction expert

“It’s not construction, it’s the process of love, you rude punk.”

– Gasp

– Gasp

– Gasp

– Host bar Mungi will go down in history

Now then, shall we go find the next customer?

The viewer reaction wasn’t bad either, and I thought I could just keep going like this, right at that moment.

– Thank you Anonymous Donor for the 1,000 won donation.

[ But you’re really good at RP, you made it so realistic that our girl is crying ]

“…Huh?”

My brain froze at the donation that came flying in.

– But I don’t trust female intuition ㅇㅇ

– Mungiya, I saw it and came back, I was just startled so I got a bit worked up lol

– Ugh, it’s not like it’s some damn pufferfish, but it dies right away just from touching it a bit lol

– Hey hey, let’s bring Mungyi back and beat her up again lol this bitch, this isn’t gonna work

– Romantic host bar, romantic fists, romantic taxi – Lee Moong-ryong can’t stand seeing women cry ㅇㅇ

– She didn’t even pay money but dares to cry? If she’s gonna cry, she should turn on her camera and come to my broadcast for a 3-way split, otherwise this deserves divine punishment

“I’m gonna ban all the weird chats.”

What the hell kind of situation is this?

But how should I handle figuring out the situation at times like this?

‘Do I really have to meet her again?’

But when meeting, I have to maintain the RP character.

If I meet a woman with no money again… is there any method other than beating her up?

This is a moment when my head is really getting dizzy.

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People who clip male bottom-tier streamers and spread them widely on the community are extremely rare.

But people who clip female variety game streamers crying and spread them around are common as dirt.

“Sob… sniff… N-no… I was just… too surprised…”

The female variety game streamer, Banji, cried.

Why did she cry?

Because she felt a level of trash behavior she had never experienced before.

Even if it’s RP, everyone usually treats you kindly.

-“Does it make sense for a crazy bitch to have no money?”

That statement that came flying out.

And it was extremely rough, reeking of thug vibes in that line.

Banji was so startled that she forgot this situation was RP.

Of course, it wasn’t like she was bawling her eyes out.

She was just so shocked that a few tears actually came out.

But as with any female streamer.

Crying was bound to become an issue.

Especially if she cried because of a man?

[Concept Post][ Title: Yoran Garden’s Epic-Level RP Appearance ㄷㄷㄷ The Ultimate Host Who Makes Women Cry ]

[Author: Sumsum-kal]

(Video of Mungi’s character immediately hitting Banji’s character upon hearing she has no money)

I knew GTA was originally this kind of game

But I never dreamed this situation would happen on the first day, within 10 minutes

And she just straight up called me a crazy bitch lol ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

I was watching Banji’s broadcast and got so shocked

[Upvotes:33][Downvotes:2]

What the hell, you already have this much RP?

What Mungryong? Who is this Mungryong?

Hmm

Damn hahahahahahahahaha

That bastard already made a woman cry

What the hell is a host bar aspirant supposed to be? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

It was bound to attract attention in the Community.

And naturally, this attention applied equally to broadcasters in the same industry.

The key to RP servers was the chemistry created between streamers’ alternate characters.

Knowing someone who could appreciate their RP well was natural in a way.

Of course, broadcasters don’t try to look up RP spoilers themselves.

“Ah, no, I told you not to tell me?”

“I said don’t spoil it, damn… Are you really crazy.”

But malicious viewers brought the information on their own, so they couldn’t help but know.

And so the existence of the romantic host taxi driver Lee Mung-ryong was slowly and gradually.

Becoming known throughout the GTA Streamer Server – Yoran Garden.

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