Living in a Room Becomes Easier When You’re Handsome - Chapter 10

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Activating Plan B

[Q. You’ve met a female streamer (difference like heaven and earth, Major Corporation) who was involved in an unpleasant incident in the past.

At this time, you’re in the middle of RP and must act like you’re meeting for the first time, and if the speaker is an aspiring host bar worker (definitely handsome, currently 145 viewers, bottom tier).

Choose which response would be most appropriate to continue the situation properly.]

[1. Mention that incident and show off your connection, Example) Oh yeah yeah, you’re that guy from the concert comment back then~ Nice to see you~ *kiss kiss*~]

[2. Pretend not to know, Example) Ah… I spoke to the wrong person. I’ve never seen you before. Well then, goodbye]

[3. Go in strong, Example) What’s up? You malicious Beo-ssaem bastards, if you don’t want to come here and get banned, shut up and watch my RP]

If this were a game, choices like these would have appeared.

But unfortunately, this wasn’t a game, and even if it were a game, none of the three choices were correct.

‘The one I want to do most is number 3 though.’

Obviously that won’t work.

If I could do that, I’d need at least four-digit viewer power.

‘Right now… what can I do right now? I need to use my brain.’

Full brain power activated!

Maybe I could get some help from the chat?

With that thought, I briefly turned my gaze, but.

– Real-time pupil earthquake intensity level 7 lololololol

– E A R T H Q U A K E

– The teachers are getting ready to pick their land lol

– Let’s get Poison-filled Hardtack~ Let’s get Poison-filled Hardtack~ Let’s get Poison-filled Hardtack~ Let’s get Poison-filled Hardtack~

– Coordinates marked Coordinates marked Coordinates marked Coordinates marked Coordinates marked Coordinates marked

– What are you gonna say now? What are you gonna say now? What are you gonna say now? What are you gonna say now? What are you gonna say now?

– Breaking) Mungspy about to hit 200 lololololololol

– Caw caw caw Upper Moon 1 Leruri, Upper Moon 1 Leruri appears! Appears!

– Breaking) Munzuhara… no demon mark manifested… feels like death against Upper Moon 1 Leruri

– Munzuhara… didn’t I tell you to keep quiet? That kind of thing… I don’t like it

– Don’t stand before the Emperor

– Thank you MungiXChu for the 1,000 won donation.

[ Why don’t you get all up in my face and answer like you did before? Come on, let’s see it! ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ]

– Mungchu ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

– Hahahahahahaha

– Agreed lol

– Mungi, Lera, no Leruri asked back “Yes? Me?”

– Answer

– Answer

– Answer

– ^^ Open your mouth you bastard

– If we hear brain gears turning for 10 more seconds the broadcast is ruined~ If we hear brain gears turning for 10 more seconds the broadcast is ruined~ If we hear brain gears turning for 10 more seconds the broadcast is ruined~

As expected, these bastards were never helpful.

Rather, the viewers seemed completely happy with the current situation and were having a festival.

‘Right, but I can’t drag out my answer any longer here.’

Ah, me? – answering like that would mean handing the initiative of the conversation back to me.

In other words, this could be seen as a test from the Major Corporation.

Can you really handle me, with my average of 21,000 viewers?

This is a trial.

A trial telling me to overcome the past, and I accepted it as such.

‘Human growth is… overcoming one’s immature past… isn’t that right, Lord Diablo?’

Please give me strength.

My lips, heavy as a thousand pounds, slowly open.

“Yes, you.”

Nickname – Leruri

[Hospital Director]

vs

Nickname – Lee Mung-ryong

[Host Bar Aspirant]

We’ve properly met.

I’m fucked!

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– Who’s Lee Mung-ryong

– What?

– Oh those guys from back then

– Concert tripe yeah

– Ah

– Ah

– Hahahahahahahahaha

– ;

– ;

– ;

– ;

– Thank you for the 1,000 won donation, Lera Guardian.

[ Wow but how can he be so shameless lol ]

– Thank you for the 1,000 won donation, Kim Dukduk.

[ Honestly it seems like he approached knowing who she was ]

– For real

– For real

– I mean, how could he not know that Leruri is Lera?

– Hmm;

– ;

– ;

“…”

Just before Lera was about to respond to Mungi’s words.

She turned off her microphone and hurriedly tried to calm down the Chat Room.

“Anyone who tries to backseat from now on will get banned immediately.”

In the past, she would have just appeased them moderately, played along, and moved on.

But lately, she felt like the broadcast couldn’t continue this way.

‘I can’t keep being pushed around by viewers forever.’

How long should she have to appease them when they say ‘I don’t want to hear men’s voices’ just because she’s associated with a guy?

Honestly, she had never even appeased them. She just told them to stay quiet.

But if they misunderstand even that and act weird, she had no choice but to ignore them.

“Honestly, it seems like only a few of you are being particularly harsh, but if this continues, I won’t be able to do anything in Yoran Garden and it’ll be a nuisance to other streamers too, so cut it out.”

– Agreed

– Agreed

– For real

– This kind of thing needs to be nipped in the bud yeah

– No, Lera knows what she’s doing

– She’s really been patient enough

– What, they throw a fit every time she meets a guy lol

– They think if she talks to someone they’re dating or something lol

– Please live in reality a bit more

– For real

– Supporting Lera

– Just watching quietly

After reestablishing discipline among the viewers.

Lera turned her microphone back on.

“But… who are you to suddenly talk to me like this?”

-“Ah… I’m called Lee Mung-ryong. I work comforting people who are tired and exhausted from work.”

“Comforting?”

– Oh so like a host bar? lololololol

– He straight up has host bar trainee written next to him lol

– Lera, aren’t you getting hit on? lol

– Did he come to hit on the Hospital director from the start?

– He definitely showed potential since the concert

Lera’s viewers decided to watch the current situation for now.

Meanwhile, the conversation between Lera and Mungi continued.

To be precise, it was a conversation between Hospital director-Leruri and host bar trainee-Lee Mung-ryong.

“So what kind of comforting do you do?”

-“People like you… who only work hard… when you come home from work and open your front door… I comfort that loneliness you feel.”

Ambiguous semi-formal speech.

And a character who blatantly comes close and acts all clingy.

If he had done it with a strangely weird feeling, it would have been purely unpleasant.

But he acted so blatantly and crudely that Lera just laughed it off.

“Pfft… Puhaha… What is that? No, and is it okay for you to suddenly come over and do this? I’m a very important person, you know?”

-“What kind of person are you? Aren’t we all the same nurses?”

“I’m the hospital director, the director of this hospital… Yoran Hospital.”

-“Then are you married?”

“I’m not.”

-“You must have suffered climbing to such a high position alone. If you want comfort, contact me anytime. I’ll be by your side.”

– So sweet

– That’s sweet

– This guy’s crazy

– Hahahahaha

– I’ve been feeling this since the concert, but each line he says is no joke

– I’ll be by your side lol what the hell hahahahaha

– Even doing it seriously is fucking hilarious

– Wow, this guy really lives recklessly just because he’s good-looking lol

– It’s so greasy I think I’m gonna throw up lololololol

– But I’m just legitimately pushing forward with my looks lol

The viewers’ reactions weren’t bad either.

It seemed to be because he had established discipline once before.

Moreover.

“Ahahaha! What, what are you saying, you’re like a pervert, the way you talk is crazy!”

Lera just found what Mungi was saying funny.

-“Since you said you’re the hospital director, I’ll give you the first session for free as a special offer.”

“No, so what are you doing for free, how exactly do you comfort someone?”

-“I’ll be your boyfriend for a day. You can do whatever you want and I’ll accept it all… I’m Mungz… no, Lee Mung-ryong, so feel free to entrust your emotions to me. If you want to contact me, I’m on Star Rating, so just search for MungiLove.”

With those words, the Lee Mung character bowed deeply.

-“Well then, I have to go distribute more business cards, so I’ll be going…”

He just showed off his character’s unique personality and appropriately withdrew.

‘Ah, I wanted to talk more.’

But he couldn’t do that.

– Hmm lol

– It is pretty funny though lololol

– It’s kind of strange

The viewers were gradually starting to feel uncomfortable.

So he had shown just the fun part and withdrew on his own right before it became unpleasant.

‘…Anyway, the server lasts two weeks, so I can meet her again later.’

But I wasn’t disappointed or anything like that.

After all, I had plenty of time.

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– Thank you for the 1,000 won donation from Ttaranta.

[ Is this bastard a virgin? lololololol Never been in a relationship? lolololololololol]

– Thank you for the 1,000 won donation from House of Old Gods.

[ Every single comment was so disgusting I almost threw up, Mungi really just carries his head around as decoration ]

– Thank you for the 1,000 won donation from Dog That Barks at Idiots.

[ Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof ]

– Thank you for the 1,000 won donation from Cherry Kong Kong.

[ The half-formal speech is awkward, the character is openly flirting, what the hell are you even doing? ]

– Thank you for the 1,000 won donation from Dongsan.

[ I’ll stay by your side < What kind of brain do you need to have for this to come out of your mouth? lolololol ]

Donations poured in.

Countless 1,000 won punches that I’d never received before scratched at my heart.

– Thank you for the 1,000 won donation from Kong Kong Chil Bbang.

[ Mungi who survived enduring Major Corporation’s spiritual pressure, if he’s praiseworthy then Mungchu lolololololol]

– Mungchu lolololol

– Crazy lolololololol

– Would it be wrong to say he got crushed by the spiritual pressure and only spouted nonsense

– Breaking news) Mung-speed normalized lololololololol

– Caw caw Munzuhara, successfully escaped from Upper Moon 1! Munzuhara, successfully escaped from Upper Moon 1!

– I have no choice but to run away from your side

– Viewer normalization is Great Mung Miracle

– Barely survived just before Mung-speed exceeded 200 lolololololol

– If you’re gonna do heart-fluttering email reading content tomorrow then Mungchu lolololololol

– Crazy lolololololol

– Crazy lololololol

– Wow cowardly inducing Mungchu lolololololol

The chat was excited too.

Everyone was laughing.

Seeing how Lera was also laughing during our conversation, she must have been enjoying it too.

But only.

Only I.

“Phew… Wow, wait, I seriously forgot how to breathe for a moment there.”

I let out a sigh of relief while wiping away cold sweat.

‘I really thought I was going to die.’

Was this how Madara felt when he got hit by Night Guy?

– Still, the first business venture was a success

– You met a full squad right from the start but somehow managed to survive well lololololol

– For real lolololol

– Great Bottom Mungi, is that you again?

– Great Mungi, did you survive again?

Who would have thought the day would come when viewers would speak for my heart.

I always thought they only talked shit, but I guess heartwarming days do come.

“I definitely made a strong impression, this isn’t small fry stuff, I really bit hard. Making my presence known to the hospital director.”

– Did you really make yourself known?

– Strong impression my ass lolololololol

– Do you think you can make it big?

– Breaking) Mungspeed 127… Major Corporation trickle-down effect “0”

– What trickle-down, you almost got ground down by the Beo-ssaems

– Come on, let’s get trampled~

“What do you mean trampled, get lost you bastard.”

Can’t you see I survived with dignity?

‘But if I mess this up, it’ll be easy to go under, right?’

A bottom-tier streamer with less than 500 followers who entered a major streamer server.

If I tried to make it as a host bar hopeful doing this and that without any affiliation, the probability of going under would naturally be high.

Why else would bottom-tier streamers desperately try to join the Police or major gangs somehow?

In the end, if you can’t get into the mainstream, you can’t receive trickle-down effects and can’t suck up traffic.

You just keep seeing the same people who always watch, or in the worst case, even those existing viewers get stolen by other places.

‘This won’t do.’

After trying it once, I realized how irresponsible this plan was.

‘Keep running around without a car and repeat this act with every person I meet?’

Yeah, it might be fun once or twice.

That much might be fresh enough to get a brief laugh.

But if I keep doing this?

‘I’m not the Little Match Girl, the limit will come quickly.’

Moreover, after the self-introduction ends, and after that introduction is over, actual business.

So if they don’t use the rental boyfriend service, it would just be a brief clown act and that’s it.

That won’t do.

I need to come up with a more solid and better plan.

After briefly racking my brain like that.

“Phew, I’ve felt the limitations of this business. Activating Lee Mung-ryong Plan B.”

– Shit lololololololol

– Declaring abandonment 5 minutes after starting the business lolololololol

– Mungi, please never start a business

– The speed of quickly acknowledging limitations is excessive

– No, if you were going to do that, you should have known it wouldn’t work from the planning stage lolololololol

– In the midst of all this, there actually is a Plan B lololololololol

– Munzuhara deciding to go straight lol

– Already giving up on being a rental boyfriend?

– Caw caw Munzuhara’s screwed~ Munzuhara’s screwed~

– The crow’s performance is solid for sure

– Rental Mungi Episode 1) Meeting Lera -The End-

– Hahahahahahahahaha

– Munzuhara’s service is terminated

“No, it’s not like that. I’m evolving, my business is an evolving business.”

– So what are you actually going to do

– ?

– Hahahaha

– Mungi! You really do have it all planned out

“My plan is…”

I immediately explained my plan to the viewers.

– Thank you Ttaranta for the 1,000 won donation.

[ Our country is pretty good, seeing that you’re graduating high school too ]

– Hey Mungi, we have the same final education level?

– This bastard probably struggled even with elementary school

– Mungimungi that’s fucking crazy talk

– Kim Gu sir, please close your eyes

– Why King Sejong is amazing << This bastard Mungi also learned and can write Hangul lol

– K I N G S E J O N G

The viewers loved it so much.

They’re going crazy, seriously.

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Not a Major Corporation but you can’t exactly call them small either.

Streamers caught right between major and mid-tier are familiar with this kind of large server content.

So they quickly got a feel for what they should do as soon as the game started.

“Hmm, should I try Gang? Gang?”

– Oh gang sounds good lol

– Bad Banji mode on

– Again~ shoot people down~

– Banji, you can’t teamkill allies this time

“Ah, what ally teamkill, don’t say ridiculous things.”

– Thank you Super Zoom for the 1,000 won donation.

[ Then,,,,does it,,,make sense,,,that you,,,cut down,,,your team,,,with Bad Shotgun,,,? ]

– Hahahahaha

– Hahahahahahaha

– Hahahahahahaha

“Ah that was an aim issue! I can make mistakes sometimes!”

Among them, a streamer named Banji was a female variety game streamer who mainly focused on FPS games.

Having entered a large server after a long time, she quickly grasped the game’s systems.

With the sole intention of becoming a gang member, she first called a taxi.

-“Ah, I’ll be right there.”

A sweet voice could be heard as soon as she made the call.

Banji momentarily thought, ‘Huh? Is there a male streamer with such a nice voice among the people I know?’

A moment later.

Host Bar Aspirant – Lee Mung-ryong.

-“You called a taxi, right? Where shall I take you? If you’re tired and exhausted and want me to take you anywhere, that’s also possible.”

“…”

She had met a taxi driver with the title of Host Bar Aspirant.

Lee Mung-ryong, who didn’t have money to buy his own car.

Successfully employed as a taxi driver to secure a temporary personal vehicle!

It was the birth of Munzuhara ver 2 taxi driver.

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