I Ended up Doing Too Well as a Professor of the Enemy Nation - Chapter 12

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Chapter 12. Obtain a Professor Research Office (1)

This is driving me crazy.

‘I can’t get a professor research office.’

No, that’s actually fine. From the beginning, the real Ruins Wayne was hired as a non-regular employee, so what can I say about that!

But I can’t even enter the dormitory room! At this rate, I can’t go collect my severance pay!

‘Should I eliminate this damn Pride?’

「You are Pride, you fool.」

‘Ah, my mistake. To eliminate Pride, I’d have to deal with the Demon Emperor first.’

「You’re the Demon Emperor’s subordinate.」

Ruin rubbed his brow as if he couldn’t hear. He wouldn’t do anything unnecessarily troublesome, but having submitted his resignation, this was quite problematic for him.

‘To collect my severance pay, I must enter the Professor Research Building.’

For that, a regular position was essential.

Then there’s the usual method I’ve always used.

‘Let’s eliminate the regular employees.’

「…What?」

Fire Butterfly’s eyes flashed seriously.

‘One person going missing won’t even make a dent, so roughly 50 professors should do…’

「Do that and they’ll close the school in a state of emergency… you crazy bastard.」

Ah, that would be problematic. It would be troublesome if I can’t get in either.

What should I do then?

‘The only way is to use someone in power.’

It was when Ruin was seriously pondering.

“Oh? Mr. Ruins Wayne.”

“!”

A bright jasmine fragrance wafted through the administrative office. When he turned his head, he saw a stunning beauty wearing a pure white blouse with long fluttering sleeves, an abundant cravat, and a blue high-waist skirt.

“Principal.”

The Principal smiled brightly as if pleased.

“You’re here already. You came quickly.”

As she entered, the teaching assistants hurriedly approached with contracts. Then they immediately guided the two to seats and brought out black tea.

Ruin’s eyes narrowed at the rich aroma contained in the Wedgwood cup. Though it was blended tea leaves with various citrus scents mixed in, among them he detected the scent of lavender.

‘How thorough.’

It was lavender scent, but subtly different.

‘Thizmug scent. An herb that completely relaxes tension.’

It could be Haven’s consideration for a trembling newcomer, but well.

‘Are they planning to make me relax my tension and release my magic power?’

Most spies would enter while hiding their curse power. But when tension is released, curse power can leak out like exhaling breath. It was a mistake novice spies often made.

But he wasn’t an amateur, and something like this was nothing. Ruin casually drank the tea.

The Principal, who was watching his behavior intently, tilted her head slightly. It seemed his reaction wasn’t what she had expected. Then she smoothly presented something.

“Actually, the meeting about your position, Mr. Wayne, went on for quite a while.”

Position?

Ruin’s eyes rarely sparkled.

‘Could it be a regular position? Is it a regular position?’

“Before those results come out, would you please check the contract first?”

Playing hard to get!

But that was only momentary, Ruin clasped his hands together. In the world of spies, when talks drag on, it’s not a bad thing. The results haven’t come out yet.

A competent spy is someone who overturns results. Therefore, he pretended to unfold the contract while secretly touching the scroll with his pinky finger.

Shadow race trait, 【Shadow King’s Vision】 activated.

【Shadow King’s Vision】

Then instantly, the structure of the contract entered Ruin’s mind. So he laughed inwardly.

‘This woman.’

I thought she was doing something rather cute by letting me pass, but.

‘So this is the main point?’

That’s because this contract had trap magic cast on it.

【Trap in Text】

It was magic that naturally applied a confession effect when reading text. In other words, it meant magic that would make Ruin confess without realizing it while checking the contract contents.

Playing tricks on a contract, how vicious.

Was she targeting the moment when he’d be relieved after passing?

‘In other words, this could be called the final test.’

Well, fortunately, he only needed to avoid ‘specific’ characters. Because this kind of thing depended on secrecy for its life, and if magic were cast on the entire text, no matter what, the other party would notice the magic.

‘At most, they would have set a trigger on about one character.’

In other words, he just needed to avoid reading that character.

Then the ginseng pot beside him sighed as if asking if he was joking.

「Among all those characters, how do you know which one is the trigger to avoid reading it!」

‘That’s true.’

Looking at the smiling Principal, it seemed she was determined to make him read the contract.

“The salary is also written there, so please check it. Is there any part you’re not satisfied with?”

“Not particularly.”

At Ruin’s immediate answer, Shadow God exclaimed as if that was it.

「Oh! I see! He doesn’t need to read it! He can just pretend to read!」

“However, please revise Article 3, Section 7 of the affiliation specification clause, Article 5, Section 2 of the campus activity reporting clause, and Article 9, Section 1 of the emergency situation reporting clause. The wording and dates are a bit problematic.”

「You read it?!」

More than that, when did he read it all in such a short time!

Then the Principal’s eyes narrowed as if she had been waiting for this.

“May I ask one last thing?”

A question? If his answer was clumsy, he’d be fired immediately.

“Yes. By all means.”

“Why did you apply to this school, Mr. Ruins Wayne?”

Ah, so this is how it’s going to be?

Shadow God spoke as if flustered.

「Is this okay?! Aren’t you going to be forced to confess?」

Ruin was indifferent.

‘It’s fine. I know where the magic is placed.’

「You know?」

Ruin’s eyes narrowed.

The answer was simple.

If he had to set a trap on just ‘one character,’ where would he place it? Well, there was nothing to think about.

‘I’d place it in a part the other party would definitely read.’

But people naturally had all kinds of tendencies. Some read contracts thoroughly, while others read them roughly. Some pretended to read without actually reading. So in fact, determining which character to cast magic on was quite tricky.

But there was a part that any person would commonly check.

‘Exactly the salary.’

Right. No matter how much someone found reading contracts bothersome, they would definitely try to check their own salary. Unless they were an idiot.

It was also a part that even a spy might sneakily check out of curiosity. That’s why Ruin, who had deliberately avoided checking only the salary, answered with a smile.

“I applied to this school to catch Fire Butterfly.”

“!”

The Principal seemed surprised by the unexpected answer.

“Fire Butterfly?”

“Yes. There’s no place more serious and reliable than Haven when it comes to catching Fire Butterfly, is there?”

Just looking at those damn slogans makes it obvious. Bastards.

“So I thought I definitely wanted to work at Haven, which is serious about Fire Butterfly. If I may be so bold, I really want to catch Fire Butterfly.”

「…Damn.」

‘Please be quiet before I put you in a bottle.’

The Principal was at a loss for words. To be honest, she had been suspecting that Ruin was a spy. The reason was obvious.

‘Ruins Wayne’ challenging the main gate?

He was famous in social circles as a man abandoned by god. And for good reason, just looking at his face, you couldn’t possibly see him as someone with high Luck Power.

He was quite famous as a coward and a man of misfortune. So naturally, she thought he would enter through the side gate. For someone of Wayne Family’s level, toll fees were pocket change anyway.

‘But passing through the main gate.’

Naturally, she thought a spy had pulled some trick to avoid the Demon Detector. So she planned to capture him and find out how he had passed through.

But the way he passed her interview, and even now…

‘Could he really be talented?’

Under that dazed gaze, Ruin said a word.

“Principal?”

“Ah!”

The Principal seemed slightly flustered and straightened her posture. However, she still seemed to find it hard to believe and checked again.

“I’m sorry. But I’m not sure if the ‘money’ we provide would satisfy someone with such aspirations. Are you okay with it?”

Ruin smiled inwardly as if it was as expected.

‘So it was the salary after all.’

What else could be the reason for asking a question that seemed to guide him to check the salary in the final question? A confession magic was installed there.

The problem was that the answer would now vary depending on how much they had written down.

‘Surely they wouldn’t have written down 0 won.’

No wait. If they wanted to hook me, they might have written down a ridiculously absurd amount.

That’s why Ruin answered.

“Actually, I wouldn’t mind working for free. Haven is a place worth that much, and I only want to do my best to teach students how to catch Fire Butterflies.”

「Puhup!」

Should I kill you, Ginseng Head?

Still, it wasn’t a lie. No matter how much they paid in salary, it wouldn’t even amount to a fingernail’s worth of his severance pay.

‘By the way, hmm. Was that an appropriate answer?’

For some reason, it was strange how Ginseng Head was laughing “pukup pukup hup” after checking the salary, but it didn’t seem like a bad answer.

It would be nice if that superior bastard… no, if the Sovereign God would tell me about things like this, but the Pride gods have shitty personalities and are basically laissez-faire with their creations.

‘Or maybe there are restrictions on interference since they’re higher gods…’

「Interesting, add more.」

As expected, it’s just their mood.

Ruin clicked his tongue, but it didn’t matter since he’d always lived well on his own anyway. Looking at the Principal’s expression, it seemed to be the right answer.

As evidence of this, the Principal looked very surprised.

“I didn’t expect you to say that. It’s an honor for Haven.”

Soon after, she said something unexpected.

“Then I’d like to offer you a contract as an associate professor. Would that be alright?”

“!”

Ruin’s eyes widened.

Associate professor!

‘The conditions have improved dramatically!’

Because Ruins Wayne’s original hiring condition was as a non-tenure track professor. In other words, a kind of part-time lecturer who drifts around here and there.

‘Even that was a lecturer whose classes were scheduled to be cancelled.’

Considering that one usually starts as a part-time lecturer, the treatment was indeed exceptional.

It seemed to have been decided because of Ruin’s answer just now. As evidence, the Principal was writing “Associate professor” in the blank space of the contract.

“Actually, it was agreed that if you pass through the main gate, you’d receive half of the accumulated toll fees. When you sign the contract, this toll fee and bonus will be paid together. The salary is at the full professor level.”

The teaching assistants exclaimed “ooh” in admiration. Full professor level salary, but less work and responsibility than that! Isn’t this a honey pot!

But what was important to Ruin was the professor’s research office.

“Then the professor’s research office is…”

“Ah, there are no spare associate professor research labs right now. Would it be okay if the research lab comes later?”

At those words, Ruin secretly furrowed his brow.

‘No good! The professor’s research office is what’s important!’

The operation succeeded, but the reward is unexpected!

‘What should I do? A way to get a research lab immediately…’

…doesn’t exist!

There are 1,323 ways to get a research lab, but not a single way to get one immediately! Fire Butterfly’s face rarely contorted.

Ginseng Superior laughed “puhup.”

「Missing persons case after all? Just kidnap some professors for a year?」

Damn! I was trying to avoid combat because it’s troublesome even though it’s not a mission! It was when Ruin was exploring other methods.

“Ruins Wayne as associate professor?”

“!”

A man he’d never seen before entered the administrative office. Maybe in his mid-thirties? He was a man with seaweed-like hair and a blunt, extremely irritable impression.

The teaching assistants froze at his appearance. Their faces looked like they expected a bloody storm to blow.

“Suddenly giving associate professor qualifications to a newcomer.”

“Professor Kalon.”

Kalon?

He’d heard of him.

That person wasn’t just any hero like the people he’d seen before.

‘Special grade hero.’

Same level as the Principal, and a full professor who was one of Haven’s pillars.

“Associate professors handle different lectures from the start. Wasn’t Ruins Wayne originally just a numbers-filling interviewee?”

Ruin looked at him with disgust.

…Do people usually talk about such things in front of the person involved?

“Putting someone whose abilities haven’t even been verified in that position. The professors will oppose it.”

“Then why don’t you try passing through the main gate too, Professor Kalon? The Chairman would like that. Oh, oops, sorry. You already failed, didn’t you.”

A cold atmosphere circulated at that. The teaching assistants squeezed their eyes shut.

Ruin’s eyebrows rose as if surprised by that mortal enemy-like atmosphere.

‘Special grade heroes in confrontation.’

He didn’t know the reason, but the political scene was running quite brutally.

At that moment, a light snort burst out.

“Certainly Professor Wayne seems different from his documents, making him difficult for professors to dare evaluate.”

At those words, the teaching assistants listening nearby breathed sighs of relief. Fortunately, it seemed nothing major would happen…

“Then how about letting the students decide directly? We could entrust Haven’s top major, Demon Hunting Studies, to Professor Wayne.”

…What? Do what?

“He seems to want a professor research office anyway. The research lab for Demon Hunting Studies is empty, so wouldn’t that be perfect?”

“But that class is a position meant for an associate professor…!”

Kalon answered the teaching assistants’ words ominously.

“If he’s talented enough to start as an associate professor, couldn’t he handle an advanced class too?”

The teaching assistants froze for some reason.

However, the Principal laughed as if amused.

“Demon Hunting Studies, huh. That position has been vacant for too long anyway. It’s the best position at Haven, after all.”

For being called the best position, the teaching assistants froze even more.

“N-no, no matter what… Demon Hunting Studies is a bit…”

Ruin tilted his head.

‘Demon Hunting Studies?’

It seemed similar to the general education subject Wayne was supposed to take on, but it was completely different. This seemed like a subject that came with a professor research office, so it was a position he absolutely had to secure!

“Come to think of it, several professors have already been driven out of Demon Hunting Studies.”

Ruin immediately understood. This was Haven. Given the newspaper article and the Principal’s cautious behavior, he could guess the reason they were driven out.

“They were driven out after being exposed as spies?”

“No. They were driven out by the students.”

…What?

Sure enough. The atmosphere was not normal.

The teaching assistants whispered among themselves.

“Professors. Isn’t this really too much? Are you planning to drive out the new professor right after he arrives?”

“Right… This is basically saying you’ll drive him out.”

The Principal smiled brightly.

“There are many talented students among Haven’s students. They’ve all been excellent for several years now, and this year especially, legendary geniuses have gathered. They’ve reached a level that even professors find overwhelming, so they’ve started asserting their dominance.”

Asserting dominance?

“They say they don’t need professors whose skills are inferior to theirs. Professors who can’t even catch Fire Butterfly should get lost.”

Oh. Though they’re students, their thinking is excellent.

Though they’re chicks, they’re very good at assessing the enemy’s level…

“They say they’ll catch Fire Butterfly, the legendary special-grade wanted criminal, themselves.”

「Pfft. Hero my ass. Getting looked down on by snot-nosed brats.」

“…”

Really? They’ll catch me?

As if finding it ridiculous, a smile leaked through Ruin’s teeth.

“Good. Let’s take on the Demon Hunting Studies class.”

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