I Don’t Believe in Ghosts, But I Make a Living by Exorcising Them! - Chapter 26

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I Don’t Believe in Ghosts, But I Make a Living Through Exorcism! Episode 026

Bella’s eyes sparkled brightly as she lifted her chin as if she had been waiting for this.

I stood there dazed with both fists clenched.

‘Anyone who sees this would really think I can beat up ghosts.’

Though Bella was the only one watching, I felt embarrassed and slowly lowered my hands.

“Mm, yeah. I can’t see it right now, so I’ll do it for you in a bit.”

“I’m so glad I told you about this, Miss! I won’t have nightmares tonight.”

If she can avoid nightmares just because I threw a few punches at thin air.

The ghost isn’t the problem – shouldn’t you sort out your own feelings first?

“Yeah, that’s really great.”

Bella, I’m really worried about you.

I smiled weakly with a soulless expression.

* * *

“Miss, I’ve lit the bonfire!”

Bella regained her energy in less than a few hours.

All thanks to me throwing punches at thin air.

“Miss, is it still there?”

“Miss, what about now? The chill still hasn’t gone away.”

“Miss, don’t you think the ghost might be hovering around us by now?”

She followed me everywhere I went, voicing her complaints, so I got so annoyed that I just started throwing punches in the corridor.

Swish swish. My hands moved fast enough to cut through the wind. It was merciless speed.

“There. That’s it, right?”

“Yes! You’re amazing as always, Miss!”

What exactly was “it”?

Bella tightly grasped both my hands with sparkling eyes.

This time I didn’t have any wistful thoughts like ‘if you’re happy, then that’s fortunate.’

It’s all because I didn’t correct things back then that I’m now living a life where I throw punches at thin air.

I vowed that if she brought up any more ridiculous stories, I would recite the ‘100 Reasons Why Ghosts Don’t Exist.’

Does she have any idea of my terrifying inner thoughts?

After I wildly swung my fists, Bella became extremely excited and started pouring out her opinions about the magic stone.

“Ah! If we absolutely must dispose of it, how about burning the magic stone in fire?”

“Miss, please come quickly! There isn’t much firewood left!”

“Yeah, I’m coming now.”

As I got closer to the bonfire, the heat made my face flush.

‘To think I’d be having a campfire I never got to experience in my previous life.’

And right in front of the main gate of my own estate, no less.

I felt strangely wistful. I took out the magic stone I had brought in my pocket.

Before throwing it into the fire, I spun it around once more and examined it.

‘Somehow it seems to have gotten a bit duller in color.’

It had a similar hue to Bella’s complexion when she was distressed about having nightmares.

‘Maybe it’s because the flames are too strong.’

That must be it. With the fire blazing and growing larger right behind it, it would naturally look relatively darker.

I crouched down.

Just before throwing the magic stone while staring at the blazing flames, something came to mind.

“Bella, since we’ve got the fire going, should we roast something?”

“Huh? What kind of thing?”

Bella blinked rapidly while adding firewood piece by piece.

She seemed completely unable to understand what I was talking about.

“Don’t we have some potatoes left? If we wrap them well and roast them golden brown in the fire, they’re really delicious.”

“Ah, that’s right! Even when we were at Baron Alderton’s Estate, we used to secretly roast potatoes behind the Baron’s back.”

I nodded my head.

Father had emptied the family’s coffers completely, throwing everything into that final trade venture I had so desperately tried to dissuade him from.

He said we needed to tighten our belts during times like these and drastically cut food expenses…

Ridiculously, that only applied to me.

‘How fun it was to raid the kitchen with Bella every night back then.’

We had endured hunger until we couldn’t take it anymore, then secretly took things like potatoes from the kitchen to roast and eat.

Thinking about it made my eyes grow moist.

“Now we don’t need to worry about anyone’s disapproval, so let’s roast them properly.”

I casually threw the magic stone into the flames.

The trivial sentiments I had been having while looking at the magic stone were long over.

Now potatoes were floating around in my head.

Crackle crackle. Still, I crouched there for a moment watching to make sure the magic stone burned properly.

Even when I had struck it with maximum force, it hadn’t shown any signs of breaking.

But as soon as it touched the fire, it began melting away slowly as if nothing had happened.

‘It burns well.’

In your next life, be reborn as a top-grade magic stone.

Well, now that I had confirmed this much, there was no need to watch any longer.

I put my arm around Bella’s shoulders and led her toward the kitchen.

“Is there anything else to roast besides potatoes? What else was left in the kitchen?”

“Oh, I think there were some sweet potatoes and corn left.”

“Let’s look for some sauce to spread on them too.”

“Sounds good, Miss!”

While Siena was heading to the kitchen with Bella.

An eerie scream burst forth from the blazing bonfire.

【No, don’t…!】

The magic stone was actually a medium for something. Or its source.

【Kyaaaaaaah!】

As the magic stone melted away, the screams grew more intense.

Finally, the moment it completely lost its form.

The screams also vanished without a trace in an instant.

As if they had completely disappeared from this world.

And the next day.

“Miss, you definitely beat up that ghost!”

Bella thrust her beaming face close to Siena’s.

She said she had a very satisfying dream last night.

A dream where the purple-haired ghost begged for mercy, saying it was sorry, then got crushed by a giant potato and vanished.

* * *

“Bella, the time has come.”

I slammed the table and furrowed my brow.

Bella, who had been leisurely sipping her tea, flinched.

“Huh? What?”

Instead of answering, I went to my room and opened the desk drawer.

Letter paper decorated with all sorts of patterns on pastel colors filled the drawer…

‘Ah, this isn’t the right drawer.’

Since I’d been frequently exchanging letters with Harman lately, I habitually opened the first drawer.

I closed it and opened the drawer below.

Dust had settled thickly on clean, pure white letter paper without any patterns.

I could finally use the letter paper I’d been carefully saving while waiting for this day!

“It’s finally time to write a letter.”

I was moved. How much money had I offered to the Information Guild?

The result of my efforts to create a good future for both myself and Grace, the original Female Lead, had finally fallen into my hands!

With a determined expression, I placed the quill pen on the blank letter paper.

“Miss, I knew you would!”

But Bella rushed over and gripped the desk.

Her voice sounded excited for some reason.

‘…Why?’

I’m trying to write a letter to Grace though?

There was no way Bella could know that.

Of course not. I’d never once mentioned Grace.

What misunderstanding had she made this time to get so excited? I glanced to the side without having written even the first sentence.

Color returned to Bella’s face.

What could there be to be so happy about.

Only one person came to mind.

‘She can’t possibly be thinking I’m going to send a letter to Viscount Morgon, right?’

It’s only been a few days since I said I’d think about the exorcism?

I quietly hid the hand holding the pen behind my back. Bella grabbed my arm.

“You’re thinking of talking with Viscount Morgon, aren’t you?”

I knew it!

I gently removed Bella’s hand.

“I’m still thinking about Viscount Morgon’s matter.”

Sorry, but I wasn’t planning to finish thinking this quickly.

“What? Still?”

“To say ‘still,’ it hasn’t even been a week yet.”

“But still…”

Instead of comforting Bella who had suddenly become dejected, I hurriedly wrote the letter.

After skimming through it once, I neatly folded the letter paper and put it in an envelope.

Then I looked at Bella who was giving me a questioning look.

“Bella, you want me to exorcise the ghost at Viscount Morgon’s estate, right?”

“Yes! Not just Viscount Morgon’s estate? There’s also Marquis Fainen’s estate and Baron Ranus’s estate…”

Stop, stop!

I covered Bella’s mouth as she spread out all ten fingers and started folding them one by one.

At this rate, all the ghost-haunted estates in the Empire will dry up.

Of course, that’s probably what she wants!

“To exorcise the ghost at Viscount Morgon’s estate, I need to buy a necklace first.”

“What? A necklace all of a sudden?”

“Yes.”

Actually, it’s pretending to buy one.

When I handed her the envelope, Bella received it while unable to hide her bewildered expression.

She couldn’t help it since I suddenly mentioned a necklace while we were talking about ghost-haunted estates.

‘But this is really important.’

In the original story, just before Grace’s mother closed her eyes, she tightly held Grace’s hand and gave her a necklace.

“Grace, this necklace will change your life.”

A diamond necklace that was excessively expensive for a commoner to possess.

It was given by Marquis Fainen.

So, Grace was.

The daughter that Marquis Fainen, one of the ghost-haunted estate owners Bella mentioned earlier, was desperately searching for.

After all, a secret birth is essential for any romance fantasy female lead.

But Grace misunderstood her mother’s last words in a different way.

“I understand Mother’s wishes well.”

Right away, I sold the necklace and bought up estates left and right!

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