Gwanjongcheonma’s Game Broadcast - Chapter 90

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Chapter 90

 

“Would that be okay?”

 

Hae-rang asks the viewers.

 

-No no! Impossible impossible! Our Gwanjong-i can’t drive!

 

-Our Gwanjong-i is just a baby.. he should just run around..

 

-Let’s just grab a hostage again this time?

 

-Yeah, why bother with the hassle of driving? There are bio robots that can drive for you

 

└Bio robot lmao hahahaha

 

-Right right lololol if you threaten them with a gun they’ll drive for you lolol

 

-State-of-the-art fully autonomous driving (kidnapped human)

 

-Is this supposed to be Survival Ground or GTS lololol

 

-But wouldn’t that be possible? It’s not even a car;;;

 

-No way. There are no training wheels on the back haha

 

The ‘vehicle’ Hae-rang pointed to wasn’t a car.

 

What he was trying to drive was a ‘bicycle’.

 

-Just in case, give it a try lol It’s better than having nothing if you ride it well

 

-I don’t think it’s gonna work out lol

 

-Thinking about that handling when driving a car..

 

-Brother Gwanjong-i! You’ve at least ridden a bicycle before, right?

 

-For real, honestly you should at least have bike experience even if you don’t have a license

 

But Hae-rang just shook his head.

 

“No. I have no experience with bicycles either.”

 

-Jesus…

 

-What era are you even from? Did you come from the Stone Age? lol

 

-There’s someone who can’t ride a bicycle but can do 3D maneuvering?

 

-As of today, I give up trying to understand Gwanjong Cheonma!

 

Hae-rang walked over step by step and lifted the bicycle upright.

 

He put one foot on the pedal and carefully lifted the opposite foot.

 

Crash!

 

And he fell over to the opposite side.

 

-hahahahahahahahahahaha

 

-Shit hahahahahahahahahahaha

 

-Ah I was drinking milk and it came out my nose ;; Take responsibility

 

-Fell over so pathetically lmaooooooooo

 

-This is.. the current kill count #1?

 

-Anyone would think he killed someone by making them die of laughter from respiratory failure

 

-Found it! Gwanjong Cheonma’s weakness! Gwanjong Cheonma dies on his own if you throw him a bicycle!

 

-Actually lost 1% HP lmaooooo this is totally kryptonite

 

Creak. Creak.

 

The damaged bicycle screams as it slowly moves forward.

 

The chat was once again flooded with “ㅋ”s at the sight of him looking like someone with a cold trying to ride a bicycle.

 

But Hae-rang’s expression was more serious than ever.

 

“I see. I understand. You need to move forward to maintain balance easily. I won’t fall over again.”

 

-Really? You don’t need training wheels?

 

-Try farming somewhere nearby. There might be training wheels

 

-These bastards totally picked a fight with me lol they finally found someone to mess with after a long time, right?

 

-If not now, then when would I ever say it lol you’re always too busy just gaping and being amazed

 

The manager watching all this.

 

Choi Gang-sik tilted his head.

 

‘Is this real or what?’

 

If there was one thing that was 1% lacking about Hae-rang so far,

 

it was relatability.

 

Streamers are usually divided into three categories.

 

The ‘idol type’ like Singularity who amazes with flashy skills.

 

The ‘relatable type’ who shows somewhat clumsy and human-like aspects.

 

The ‘crazy type’ who shows bizarre behavior on broadcasts.

 

If faces were revealed, there would be a few more diverse types, but Hae-rang’s appearance hasn’t been revealed yet.

 

‘Hae-rang up until now should be considered either idol type or crazy type.’

 

Gaming skills that break through the ceiling no matter what game he plays.

 

And the Heavenly Demon concept that viewers find outrageous.

 

On the flip side, he hadn’t shown much in terms of the ‘clumsy relatable type’ aspect.

 

‘He definitely was like that…’

 

Through car driving and bicycles, Hae-rang gained a new image.

 

Following the existing idol type and crazy type, he now had the weapon of relatability.

 

-Whoa whoa whoa whoa he’s falling!

 

-Hahahaha I’m dying of anxiety

 

-In the next neighborhood they’re shooting guns and exploding grenades, is it right to be doing this now?

 

-So what lol anyway this area has already been taken over by Fire Fist Heavenly Demon

 

-Someone put training wheels on that bicycle!

 

-Hiding training wheels in the apocalypse;;

 

└Ah, so annoying lol ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

 

-Suddenly feels like the game genre changed

 

-Can you go to other areas in this state? Just walking seems like it would be faster;;

 

-Walking (X) Even crawling on your belly (O)

 

Even though it seemed like teasing at first glance, it was a reaction filled with affection.

 

How should I put it, the feeling that even Gwanjong Cheonma, who seemed perfect, has things he finds difficult.

 

So Choi Gang-sik had his doubts.

 

‘Is he really that bad at riding?’

 

Could this be intentional sloppy play?

 

He briefly entertained such thoughts.

 

But Choi Gang-sik soon shook his head.

 

Squeak, squeak.

 

Looking at that precariously wobbling bicycle handle, it didn’t seem like acting at all.

 

If those movements were acting, Hae-rang should be an actor, not a streamer.

 

Ten million audience members, what’s that?

 

He’d be clutching an Oscar trophy and sobbing right away.

 

Vrooom!

 

Just as Hae-rang was gradually getting the hang of the bicycle,

 

a loud noise reached his ears.

 

-A car!

 

-That engine sound is killer!

 

-Ooh, a car’s coming!

 

-Anyone see our Haerang lose his mind? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

 

-Wow, but it’s coming really fast;;

 

-He drives really well!

 

-Run away, Gwanjong-i brother!

 

From far away, heading this way.

 

From what looked like over a kilometer away, it was charging straight toward this location.

 

Hae-rang’s narrowed eyes turned toward the vehicle’s driver.

 

Then he smiled mysteriously.

 

“We meet often today.”

 

The black Retona approached rapidly, kicking up dust and wind.

 

The vehicle’s driver was ‘King-gularity’ again this time.

 

-No way! That bastard again?

 

-Hahaha here to give it another shot hahaha

 

-King-gul: I lost again! I lost again!

 

-That guy really seems to be sniping? How can you run into someone three times in a row?

 

-Hahaha attention seeker hyung! Why is that guy acting like that?

 

“I don’t know either. We don’t have any particular connection.”

 

-What’s the point of talking about it. They’re probably just being toxic and targeting people ㅉㅉ

 

-Well, there’s a lot of random sniping for no reason too ㅇㅇ

 

-Looking at the username does raise some reasonable suspicion though ㅇㅅㅇ

 

-But now you need to run, right? He’s already right in front!

 

-Ditch the bicycle and run, Gwanjong-i brother!

 

The viewers’ urgent cries.

 

However, Hae-rang was still riding the bicycle.

 

Squeak. Squeak.

 

Making sounds as unstable as his riding posture.

 

Vrooom!

 

The Retona that spotted its prey increased speed even more.

 

‘King-gularity’ sitting in the driver’s seat was grinning wickedly.

 

At least it was fortunate that the car was a Retona.

 

You couldn’t shoot guns outside from a Retona.

 

If it had been a different car, he would have already turned Hae-rang into swiss cheese.

 

Vrooom!

 

The distance between the Retona and Hae-rang was less than 50 meters.

 

Creak creak.

 

Hae-rang was still handling with trembling hands.

 

-Why is he doing that? Why won’t he get off?

 

-Gwanjong! You’ll really die like that!

 

-Just give up your attachment to the bicycle already!

 

-Ah, this is how the legend of consecutive wins ends!

 

-Honestly, making it this far was already a miracle

 

-Yeah, no one can break the 7-game chicken streak

 

The situation had reached the point where even viewers were giving up.

 

Hae-rang was struggling to control the wobbling bicycle.

 

Though he was driving in the opposite direction from the Retona, the distance was quickly closed.

 

“Haha! Stupid fool! Die!”

 

King-gularity stomped on the accelerator as if crushing it.

 

Just as the bicycle filled the Retona’s glass window.

 

Vroom!

 

“…?”

 

Nothing happened.

 

King-gularity, who had briefly closed his eyes expecting the bicycle to collide, opened them.

 

Hae-rang had once again vanished without a trace from right before his eyes.

 

Like a mirage in the desert.

 

Squeeeak!

 

“Uh… where did he go?”

 

King-gularity, who hastily stopped the Retona, quickly turned his head.

 

When his gaze turned toward the rearview mirror,

 

Creak. Creak.

 

Hae-rang’s bicycle was making another pathetic advance.

 

For King-gularity, this was absolutely infuriating.

 

“How did he dodge that? He was definitely right in front!”

 

The bewilderment was brief.

 

King-gularity was thoroughly enraged.

 

He thought he had finally finished him off this time, but he had escaped.

 

Especially that pathetic bicycle driving skill was literally making him furious.

 

‘This time I’ll watch properly.’

 

Vrooooom!

 

King-gularity’s Retona once again charged at Hae-rang’s bicycle.

 

King-gularity kept his eyes wide open until the very last moment.

 

A playful sound reached his ears.

 

Boing!

 

And Hae-rang disappeared from his sight once again.

 

Only then did King-gularity realize what Hae-rang had done.

 

‘Jump??’

 

He had jumped.

 

While riding the bicycle.

 

Jumping itself wasn’t a difficult thing.

 

Jumping briefly while riding a bicycle had been possible since the PC game days.

 

But jumping to dodge an oncoming Retona?

 

Before the skill, it was something the heart could hardly handle.

 

“What kind of car… dodged with a bicycle jump?”

 

Sometimes someone’s tragedy becomes someone else’s comedy.

 

Such was the relationship between ‘King-gularity’ and the viewers.

 

Praise poured out for Hae-rang, who had dodged the Retona in an extraordinary way.

 

-Is this even a game lololololololol

 

-I was wondering why they weren’t getting off the bike lol

 

-So this was your plan all along ㄷㄷㄷㄷㄷ

 

-Easy to say. How do you dodge a car with a bicycle jump?

 

-How did he do it?How did he do it?How did he do it?How did he do it?How did he do it?

 

-Mother! I want to be adopted by that Gwanjong Cheonma!Mother! I want to be adopted by that Gwanjong Cheonma!

 

-There was nowhere to hide nearby;;but still;;

 

-Even Cookie Run wouldn’t make it this bad lol

 

-Please stop with the insect abuse controversy… our attention seeker has gone completely crazy ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ

 

└I want to hit you;;

 

-So you can jump that high with a bicycle

 

-You handle the controls terribly, but then you jump that high? ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

 

-I give up trying to understand Gwanjong-i!

 

Driving is difficult for Hae-rang.

 

But jumping is easy.

 

Just put a lot of force downward and create a rebound.

 

It wasn’t difficult as long as he timed it with the car’s approach.

 

Boing!

 

Boing!

 

‘King-gularity’s’ vehicle repeatedly passed by the bicycle.

 

Beyond anger, he was developing a venomous rage.

 

‘Fine. So that’s how you want to play it?’

 

‘King-gularity’ gritted his teeth hard.

 

It was a humiliation he had never felt while gaming.

 

After experiencing failures too numerous to count.

 

He changed his method.

 

Screeeeech!

 

With a loud noise, skid marks were carved into the ground.

 

He pretended to come straight while jerking the handle left and right.

 

The direction didn’t change drastically, but that was enough.

 

How long could a bicycle’s airtime be anyway?

 

Hae-rang’s bicycle, which missed the timing, was coming down.

 

“Oh no.”

 

“Dieeeeeee!”

 

Crash!!

 

As a result, King-gularity’s strategy succeeded.

 

Finally, the Retona rammed into the bicycle.

 

The already creaking bicycle shattered into pieces and scattered in midair.

 

He hit it so hard that even the Retona’s front windshield cracked.

 

“Did I get him…? I must have gotten him…?”

 

Gwanjong Cheonma.

 

That guy’s body must have been mangled like that bicycle too.

 

With such expectations, King-gularity’s eyes scan left and right.

 

However,

 

“Where did he go?”

 

The guy is nowhere to be seen.

 

The surroundings are filled with nothing but bicycle wreckage.

 

King-gularity quickly scanned through the kill log.

 

“Nothing. There’s nothing!”

 

Blood vessels bulge in King-gularity’s eyes.

 

Gwanjong Cheonma was still alive.

 

Nowhere in the kill log was there a notification that he had been eliminated.

 

‘A bug? Or a hack?’

 

That was the only way he could explain it.

 

Unable to overcome his curiosity, King-gularity burst open the door and came out.

 

Normally, he would never get out of the car,

 

but with things having come this far, he couldn’t just sit still anymore.

 

“Where are you! Where are you!”

 

King-gularity shakes his head frantically.

 

Suddenly,

 

he felt a cold sensation from the top of his head.

 

“Right here.”

 

King-gularity got goosebumps all over his body.

 

Hae-rang sitting on top of the Retona’s roof.

 

What was touching the top of King-gularity’s head was none other than

 

the gun barrel of the Win 94.

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