Gwanjongcheonma’s Game Broadcast - Chapter 89

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Chapter 89

 

【Winner Winner Chicken Dinner! Tonight’s dinner is 2 chickens per person!】

 

【Final Kill Ranking: 1st Place Gwanjong Cheonma (25 kills)…】

 

Hae-rang achieved chicken dinner in the match after his placement test as well.

 

Seven chickens in seven games.

 

The legend of 100% chicken dinner achievement rate was continuing in real time.

 

-Wow! Chicken dinner again!

 

-That skin was worth the money lol look at that cockscomb swaying in the wind lmaooo

 

-Fire the victory battle cry!

 

└Cock-a-doodle-doo!

 

└Cluck cluck cluck cluck!

 

└Hey! Stop making chicken noises!

 

-How many people did you even kill with that trash gun? lololol

 

-The legend of Win94 continues…

 

-At this point, he’s just gritting his teeth and pretending not to see other guns, right?

 

-Seems like he’s planning to only use Win94 forever

 

-Win94 till I die!

 

-I wonder how long this record will last? hahahaha

 

-At least until the record breaks, I’m definitely watching live!

 

Gwanjong Cheonma’s chat window was in a festival mood.

 

Chat messages and donations were pouring in celebrating the triumph of 7 games, 7 chicken dinners.

 

In this festival, there was exactly one person who couldn’t enjoy it,

 

and that was ‘King-gularity’.

 

“Damn it.”

 

This was embarrassing.

 

He had planned to interfere and prevent Gwanjong Cheonma from getting chicken dinner.

 

But he got knocked out in one shot spectacularly.

 

He felt like he had become fertilizer for his chicken dinner legend.

 

‘King-gularity’ had the game broadcast open on one side of his monitor window,

 

and searched ‘Naengmu Wiki’ on the other side.

 

He wanted to check if there were any cases of Anti-Shock being triggered in ‘Survival Ground’.

 

“It’s there?”

 

His face crumpled terribly.

 

Because he saw Gwanjong Cheonma’s name in the Anti-Shock cases he found there too.

 

“So… all the Anti-Shock incidents that happened in PUBG were because of that bastard?”

 

He couldn’t accept it.

 

It didn’t make sense.

 

In all the capsule games in this world, special records had always belonged to Singularity.

 

But the situation had changed.

 

“Untouchable… All Chicken… Anti-Shock…!”

 

Achieving even one of these three could be called a monumental accomplishment.

 

And one single person had achieved them all.

 

Not Singularity, but just an ordinary regular user!

 

“No. It’s all lies.”

 

King-gularity bit his lips.

 

To suddenly accept reality, he had admired his brothers for too many years.

 

“Now!”

 

‘King-gularity’ attempted to snipe Gwanjong Cheonma’s second game as well.

 

Should this also be called sincerity moving heaven?

 

As he wished, Gwanjong Cheonma once again entered the same game as King-gularity.

 

* * *

 

‘For now, I’m just watching.’

 

In the second game too, Gwanjong Cheonma headed toward Alpha Boot.

 

This seemed to be his winning formula.

 

‘King-gularity’ deployed his parachute early and observed his every move.

 

‘Looking at it again, he’s crazy…’

 

Gwanjong Cheonma again deployed his parachute late and cushioned the impact through the rooftop.

 

Looking at those agile movements, it was definitely not by chance.

 

He seemed to have mastered his own method.

 

‘He hasn’t even played ten rounds yet?’

 

This was a method that only stagnant, rotten water users would do.

 

Something that would be impossible to imitate even after seeing it right before your eyes.

 

To do this skillfully in just eight rounds

 

meant that guy was a genius.

 

‘Genius… Singularity…’

 

King-gularity, who combined the two words, soon shook his head vigorously.

 

‘That guy doesn’t particularly want to become Singularity either. He doesn’t have the guts.’

 

Thud! Thud! Crack!

 

As soon as he landed at Alpha Boot, sounds of things breaking and bursting could be heard.

 

Gwanjong Cheonma was probably slaughtering enemies with his bare fists.

 

‘I hate to admit it but…’

 

His combat control was higher than diamond level.

 

I was the one who launched the surprise attack, but I got hit with a beautiful cross counter.

 

‘King-gularity’ was confident in bare-handed combat, so the shock was even greater.

 

Setting everything else aside, causing ‘Anti-Shock’ with bare-handed combat is impossible without considerable skill.

 

“Let’s not mindlessly headbutt. It’s better to find a weapon first.”

 

Gwanjong Cheonma is busy fighting right now.

 

Rather than collecting items around him, he’s choosing to beat up one more person.

 

‘King-gularity’ avoided the fighting and went farming here and there.

 

“Oh!”

 

And he found a decent machete.

 

“A gun or crossbow would have been better, but this isn’t bad.”

 

‘King-gularity’ left the building with a much brighter expression.

 

No matter how good someone is at bare-handed combat, they couldn’t beat a gamer holding a machete.

 

Just as he was gripping the machete and coming out of the building,

 

“Aaah!”

 

King-gularity was startled almost to the point of fainting by a shadow that suddenly pounced on him.

 

He reflexively jumped back and retreated,

 

only to see his target standing right in front of him.

 

“Gw-Gwanjong Cheonma?”

 

“Why are you looking at me like that? You look like you’ve seen a ghost.”

 

“What happened?! You were just fighting with other guys until a moment ago!”

 

“Ah. That’s certainly true. But not anymore.”

 

“What…?”

 

With a disbelieving expression, ‘King-gularity’ checked the kill log.

 

Then he unconsciously let out a scream.

 

“Crazy…!”

 

【’Gwanjong Cheonma’ has eliminated ‘European Zombie’!】

 

【’Gwanjong Cheonma’ has eliminated ‘Blind Date Cover Meeting’!】

 

【’Gwanjong Cheonma’ has eliminated ‘Father Doesn’t Sleep’!】

 

【Current Kill Ranking: 1st Gwanjong Cheonma (10 kills) 2nd…】

 

Had the time spent farming for weapons been that long?

 

No.

 

Not even a few minutes had passed.

 

In that short time, Gwanjong Cheonma had completely slaughtered the entire Alpha Boot area.

 

With just his two tightly clenched fists…!

 

“Are you perhaps a former martial arts fighter?”

 

“Hm?”

 

“That’s right! How does it make sense for an ordinary person to be this good at bare-handed combat?!”

 

“Kuk…”

 

Gwanjong Cheonma suddenly bends his waist.

 

Like someone who got hit with a critical blow.

 

“What are you doing?”

 

“…I didn’t expect to suddenly receive praise.”

 

“?”

 

‘King-gularity’s’ eyes became like an owl’s.

 

He couldn’t figure out what kind of person the man in front of him was.

 

“Well, whatever. I guess you’re someone skilled in real life. But now that’s over too. You know what I’m holding, right?”

 

“A machete. Thanks to that…”

 

Hae-rang gave ‘King-gularity’ a challenging smile.

 

“I’ve been saved the trouble of farming.”

 

“This bastard…!”

 

He already had a lot of grudges against Hae-rang.

 

Even at this trivial taunt, ‘King-gularity’ charged forward with fierce eyes.

 

“Die!”

 

The machete he swung headed toward Hae-rang’s nape.

 

Soon red blood would spurt upward.

 

The moment ‘King-gularity’ thought that,

 

Whoosh!

 

The expected sensation wasn’t felt.

 

Only an empty cutting sound echoed in his ears.

 

‘What?!’

 

Gwanjong Cheonma was definitely right in front of him.

 

But the machete didn’t reach him.

 

Extreme distance control that barely escaped the sword’s range.

 

If he had come even one finger joint closer, Hae-rang would have suffered a fatal wound.

 

“Argh!”

 

Whoosh! Thud!

 

‘King-gularity’ swung the machete several times.

 

He was clearly right in front of him.

 

If he just stretched his arm a little, it seemed like it would reach!

 

But barely escaping the range was driving him crazy and making him jump around.

 

Hae-rang, who had been silently evading attacks, finally opened his mouth.

 

“As expected. It’s you.”

 

“What?”

 

“You’ve been showing killing intent since the game started. Why is that?”

 

Goosebumps rose all over ‘King-gularity’s’ body.

 

‘He knew? Then…’

 

So it wasn’t a coincidence that he turned his head to look at him in the helicopter?

 

Even while Hae-rang was asking questions, the machete moved without rest.

 

But for ‘King-gularity’, Hae-rang right now was like a mirage in the desert.

 

“It seems like a nickname I’m seeing for the first time. Why are you showing such hostility toward me?”

 

“You can hear that answer when you go to hell!”

 

Hae-rang came to a conclusion.

 

This guy had no intention of explaining his hostility.

 

If that’s the case,

 

‘My business is finished.’

 

Something that would be very concerning to someone else.

 

But Hae-rang decided to let it pass.

 

He had countless such experiences in his previous life too.

 

He had faced countless people who held hostility for the single reason that he was the Heavenly Demon.

 

And Hae-rang had passed judgment on them.

 

Thwack!

 

Just like right now.

 

“Keh-huk!”

 

‘King-gularity’ almost lost consciousness.

 

Because a sharp and intense vibration struck his abdomen.

 

‘Don’t joke around… This is supposed to be a strike in Survival Ground?’

 

His tier was Diamond 3.

 

He was confident in his aim, but he also had skills in bare-handed combat that would make him second to none.

 

In the first place, a high-tier user who mainly played Sanhok couldn’t be bad at bare-handed combat.

 

But,

 

Crack!

 

“Ugh!”

 

The vibration felt in his abdomen was so strong that nausea came up.

 

At the same time, ‘King-gularity’ felt fear.

 

‘What if…’

 

What if he had taken such a punch in reality instead of in a game?

 

His internal organs would have screamed in resentment against their owner.

 

What was absurd wasn’t just the intensity of the impact.

 

‘I can’t see it…!’

 

He had clearly been hit twice, but he couldn’t see the fist.

 

As if it had been in that spot all along,

 

The clenched fist had somehow returned to its original position.

 

Even the stance he was taking had something about it that somehow stimulated a person’s psychology.

 

“What are you… some kind of martial artist!”

 

“Oh. Your insight is quite good.”

 

Hae-rang’s eyes widened slightly.

 

It was an expression showing he was quite surprised.

 

“Crazy bastard!”

 

‘King-gularity’ thrust the machete forward with all his strength.

 

Now he had only about 10% health left.

 

If he got hit by another punch, he would definitely die.

 

‘If the range doesn’t work, I’ll just stab!’

 

He used his head in his own way.

 

Since swinging the machete didn’t reach him like a phantom,

 

He stretched his arm with all his strength to stab his body.

 

At least the range wouldn’t be insufficient.

 

Glance.

 

Hae-rang’s blue eyes turn downward.

 

‘King-gularity’ felt his heart freeze once again.

 

No matter that it was just a game, seeing a machete thrust right in front of his face,

 

those eyes were far too calm and composed.

 

As if he was someone who had experienced countless attacks like this.

 

‘Fighter… soldier… special forces… police SWAT…?’

 

Countless professions flashed through his mind.

 

But none of them contained the correct answer.

 

Even though the nickname was clearly visible right in front of him, he chose the wrong answer,

 

so he deserved to be punished.

 

Pow!

 

As if he had taken a headshot,

 

‘King-gularity’s’ head snapped backward.

 

Hae-rang’s Fire Fist, hotter than any bullet, finally shaved away ‘King-gularity’s’ last bit of health.

 

【’Gwanjong Cheonma’ has eliminated ‘King-gularity’!】

 

-Kyah hahaha our Gwanduhan has taken control of the alpha boot once again

 

-Now I am the owner of this building!

 

-But why does that bastard keep lurking around? Is he a sniper?

 

-This isn’t even a promotion match, so why are flies buzzing around?

 

-Now our Gwanjong-i has become important enough to get sniped (smug)

 

-He’s sniping even in Diamond tier.

 

└You don’t know what you’re talking about. The higher the tier, the more intense the sniping gets. Since there are fewer people, the sniping probability goes up too

 

-Get stronger and come back ‘King-gularity’. And become Gwanjong Cheonma’s experience points!

 

The words about becoming experience points became reality.

 

Hae-rang achieved chicken dinner in his second game after the placement matches as well.

 

Before he knew it, Hae-rang’s tier had skyrocketed from Diamond 5 to 3,

 

while conversely, ‘King-gularity’s’ tier had plummeted from 3 to 5.

 

A situation where attempting to snipe only caused his own rank to fall.

 

“Damn it…!”

 

Frustrated, ‘King-gularity’ succeeded in sniping three times after two failures.

 

If he got beaten up by Gwanjong Cheonma again this time and retired early, he might even get demoted to Platinum.

 

‘King-gularity’ decided to change his strategy.

 

“Instead of fighting at Alpha Boot, I’ll go for a farming battle.”

 

It was a reasonably sound idea.

 

However, King-gularity ended up finding an item he should never have used.

 

The name of that item was,

 

a car.

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