Gwanjongcheonma’s Game Broadcast - Chapter 76
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Chapter 76
Crash!
“Kyaaak!”
The driver rushing from the opposite side.
‘Air Conditioner Sirae-gi’ let out a desperate scream.
He almost went flying through the windshield like a rocket.
The vibration was so intense that he could feel a headache coming on.
“Ugh… That… crazy bastard…”
‘Air Conditioner Sirae-gi’ bit his lips and raised his head.
Unless you were completely insane, how could you drive like that?
It wasn’t an intention to moderately swerve and flip the vehicle.
You die and I die.
It was pure suicide driving with that meaning behind it.
“There’s actually… someone who does this kind of thing in ranked matches.”
‘Air Conditioner Sirae-gi’ shook his head as if trying to shake off the headache.
Then he checked his health bar.
【HP 1/100】
“Phew.”
A sigh of relief came out naturally.
He almost ruined this game due to that ridiculous suicide attack.
“That kind of bastard should get reported. Even trolling should have limits.”
‘Air Conditioner Sirae-gi’ looked through his item window.
It was worth winning the vehicle battle and looting the users’ inventories.
‘There are first aid kits and plenty of bandages too.’
It would take some time, but as long as he healed, he could return to full HP easily.
The vehicle could somehow still roll in this situation.
First, recover health.
Then punish that crazy bastard on the opposite side.
Looking at how he was sitting in the driver’s seat, that guy seemed to have taken quite a shock too.
It was when ‘Air Conditioner Sirae-gi’ was taking out a first aid kit from his bag.
Swoosh.
Was it just his imagination?
He felt like the inside of the car had gotten darker.
‘A feeling? No, this is…’
A shadow had really fallen on the side where he was sitting.
‘Air Conditioner Sirae-gi’ unconsciously turned his head.
His gaze met the black shadow outside the window.
“Shit.”
Thwack!
【’Gwanjong Cheonma’ has eliminated ‘Air Conditioner Sirae-gi’!】
【Current kill ranking: 1st place Gwanjong Cheonma (11 kills)…】
A straight punch without much force behind it.
But that was enough.
If vehicles collided to this extent, there would hardly be any health bar left,
The large shadow, Hae-rang, had fully anticipated this.
-Hahahahaha add 1 kilo here!
-Ah shit lmaooooooo so fucking funny lolololol
Damn, such a tragic end ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ Getting beaten up right after a car accident
-I have so many first aid kits but why can’t I use them ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ
-This is the power of Gwanjong Cheonma.. the power to take down enemies with a light jab..
-But why is Gwanjong’s HP so healthy? He has more than half left?
-You gotta look straight ahead lol The attention seeker jumped out the window before the crash
-Ugh lol so they told the designated driver to drive and then escaped themselves?
-Damn, their backstabbing skills are no joke
-Tongsu Cheonma! Tongsu Cheonma! Tongsu Cheonma! Tongsu Cheonma! Tongsu Cheonma! Tongsu Cheonma!
-Strategy Look at this amazing move;;; Makes the vehicle crash while calmly getting out to attack ㄷㄷ
-But that looks easy but is fucking hard. The vehicle speed wasn’t at a level where you could just get out
Hae-rang pulled ‘Air Conditioner Sirae-gi’ out of the vehicle.
Then he sat in the driver’s seat and checked the vehicle’s condition.
Vroom!
“Oh. This car can still be used.”
Color returned to Hae-rang’s face.
The car they were riding in was completely destroyed by the collision just now.
He was wondering how to move around, but fortunately this car was still usable.
-He’s going to keep riding that?
-That car probably has less than 1% blood in it lol
-Well, as long as we don’t get attacked, we should be able to keep things rolling lol
-Why does it seem like whenever kids get involved with our attention seeker, they become super intense? Whether it’s people or vehicles lol
-Car: Just kill me please…
【Little Car Vroom Vroom donated 5,000 won!】
【Car: Ah, he’s riding this】
【Airport Obstacle donated 10,000 won!】
【We need to show this video to kids who drive drowsy ㅋㅋㅋㅋ】
【Human Rights Fee donated 20,000 won!】
【Substitute drivers who get the shakes just thinking about driving again are pathetic lololol】
“Human Rights Fee. Thank you for the donation.”
Chat messages and donations pouring in instantly.
But Hae-rang keenly mentioned all the donors’ nicknames.
After collecting useful items from the defeated ‘Air Conditioner Sirae-gi’s’ body, he approached ‘Driver Choi Hong-min’.
“Heal up.”
Thud.
A first aid kit dropped in front of Hong-min.
-Hahahahaha you’re letting them live again?
-So cruel, so cruel! When did he use him as a suicide skull, and now he’s doing this again?
-Attention-seeking Heavenly Demon, you’re a scary person ㄷㄷㄷㄷㄷㄷ
-Driver Choi Hong-min (Just kill me! Just kill me instead!)
-Now he doesn’t even aim with the crossbow lololololol
-For real, they probably think they can just boss people around however they want lmaooooo
“Hah… Fine.”
That was actually the case.
Now ‘Driver Choi Hong-min’ had lost even the will to resist Hae-rang.
He just followed orders as they were given.
‘Besides…’
After running around wildly in circles, there were now fewer than fifteen survivors left.
Considering his average performance, he had already exceeded his goal.
‘Since I’m traveling with this guy… at least I’m not dying quickly, right?’
‘Driver Choi Hong-min’ slowly reviewed this game.
When he got hit by a flash grenade at ‘Alpha Camp’ and lost his vision.
When he was attacked by someone on a bike while driving.
When he spotted a vehicle from the opposite side.
What would have happened normally?
Forget chicken dinner, he would have likely been eliminated even faster than usual.
But Hong-min was alive.
And at full health too…!
‘I hate to admit it, but This Guy’s skills are real.’
He didn’t like being treated as a chauffeur.
But somehow, it seemed like he could survive a bit longer with This Guy.
Hadn’t he already surpassed his personal best record…!
“What’s this?”
Hong-min turned his head at Hae-rang’s question.
A pistol-like weapon was held in Hae-rang’s hand.
“You don’t even know that? It’s a common item.”
“I don’t know much. This is my second game of Survival Ground.”
“What?”
At those words, Hong-min’s eyes widened as if they might pop out.
Second game?
His second game?
Hong-min quickly pulled up ‘Gwanjong Cheonma’s’ ID information.
“Wow… It’s really true. One regular game, and now you’re taking the placement test?”
“I don’t lie.”
“You can’t make alt accounts in capsule games… You’re a complete genius, aren’t you?”
“Kuk…”
The zipline gun in Hae-rang’s hand shook violently.
“Hey! Shit! What’s wrong! Why are you suddenly trembling!”
“…I’m fine now. I was hit by Surprise Worship for a moment.”
He thought This Guy was strange in many ways.
Anyway, if this was his second game, it made sense that he needed explanation for the weapon.
“Think of the zipline gun as an item for movement. A long rope shoots out from the gun, and you can travel to your destination by hanging onto it.”
“Ooh.”
Hae-rang’s blue eyes sparkled brightly.
After hearing the explanation, it seemed quite fascinating to him.
“Just in case, don’t think about shooting it inside the car. That thing is also a ‘gun’ after all, so it has quite a bit of attack power…”
Bang!
Before ‘Driver Choi Hong-min’ could finish speaking, Hae-rang fired the zipline gun at the ceiling.
Thunk!
The rooftop pierced by the zipline gun shoots up into the sky in a square shape.
Now this car had become a roofless convertible.
“Hey! You crazy bastard! When someone’s talking, listen to the end!”
“It’s gotten cooler.”
“Is that all you have to say? This car was already half-dead to begin with.”
“Don’t worry. I’ll protect you.”
“What…?”
‘Driver Choi Hong-min’ was dumbfounded.
Not because of Hae-rang’s words, but because those words somehow gave him a sense of relief.
‘He says he’ll protect me so naturally.’
Somehow, it felt like with this guy, reaching the final two would be possible.
Hae-rang fired two more shots from the zipline gun toward the sky.
“Don’t use it so recklessly. The zipline gun has a maximum of…”
“Four shots, right? I know that too. But it’s an unusual gun, so I need to practice my aim.”
“Practice… with just three shots?”
“That’s more than enough.”
It was when ‘Driver Choi Hong-min’ was swallowing a hollow laugh.
Weeeeeeeng!
Along with a siren, a warning message appeared in all users’ notification windows.
【Red Zone will be additionally activated!】
【Not many survivors remain! The Red Zone will move faster and stronger!】
Choi Hong-min, who checked the Red Zone area, spat out curses.
“Damn! It’s pushing in right behind us. We need to escape to the safe zone!”
“This is the final circle, right? Where’s the safest area?”
“Well… damn it. It’s Boot Camp.”
Choi Hong-min let out a sigh.
Boot Camp, called the hellgate of the Sanhok map.
It was a battlefield where combat rained down from the beginning due to all kinds of high-performance weapons being abundant.
“If Alpha Camp where you were is a colosseum for bare-handed combat, this place is survival with good guns from the start.”
“Those who secured positions early would have the advantage.”
“Right. Especially with the Red Zone helping like this, the chicken will go to one of those guys.”
“That won’t happen. I’m going to eat the chicken this round.”
A demeanor without a single doubt about himself.
‘Driver Choi Hong-min’ received another strong impression from Hae-rang.
“…Well, fine. The destination is Boot Camp, right?”
“Right. This will be the final battlefield of this game.”
Choi Hong-min nodded and stepped hard on the accelerator.
How exactly this game would end.
Choi Hong-min couldn’t even guess.
* * *
Vrooooom!
With only a few kilometers left to Boot Camp.
A scream burst out from the vehicle the two were riding in.
“No way! I can’t do it!”
‘Driver Choi Hong-min’ had become a man who did whatever he was told.
But this particular instruction seemed truly impossible.
Like Doctor Strange seeing into the future, he shook his head at super high speed.
“Can’t do it, can’t do it! That’s suicide! Jumping out of a moving car! I’ve never even tried something like that.”
“The problem is trying to forcibly stop the inertia. Roll your body while maintaining that flow.”
“Is that as easy as it sounds? Most people die as soon as they get out of the car!”
“As long as you have even a little health left, it’s fine. You have the first aid kit I gave you.”
“Ha!”
Of all things, now he was telling him to jump out of a moving car.
Saying they should use the vehicle as bait.
Naturally, ‘Driver Choi Hong-min’ had never attempted such a thing.
Like other capsule games, ‘Survival Ground’ felt truly realistic.
Where in reality would there be someone who could suddenly jump out of a car going nearly 100 kilometers per hour?
“Hey! I can’t do this anymore. I’m just going to crash inside the car and die. I already beat my average record anyway.”
“If it’s a lack of courage, I can help you with that.”
“What?”
Click.
Hae-rang pulled out an item with a strange smile.
It was a molotov cocktail.
“You… what are you trying to do with that…”
No way.
It couldn’t be.
Choi Hong-min made that expression, but that “no way” became reality.
Whoosh.
Whooom!
Hae-rang threw the molotov cocktail into the back seat behind the driver’s seat.
Soon, scorching heat reached the back of his head.
“Hey! You crazy bastard!”
“You still seem to lack courage.”
Hae-rang rummaged through his bag once more and pulled out something.
‘Driver Choi Hong-min’ almost fainted on the spot.
What Hae-rang had pulled out was a grenade.
Multiple ones at that.
Click. Click. Click.
Hae-rang pulled the safety pins from all the grenades and dumped them in the back seat.
Either way, it was a perfect situation to die.
Hae-rang opened the passenger seat door and flashed his white teeth.
“See you alive.”
“You psycho bastard! Aaaahhh!”
Crash!
The car carrying Hae-rang and Choi Hong-min smashed through the front gate of the boot camp and entered.
Loaded with grenades.
Blazing with fire.
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