Gwanjongcheonma’s Game Broadcast - Chapter 75

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Chapter 75

 

‘Shit.’

 

I should have just passed by.

 

‘Driver Choi Hong-min’ regretted his choice.

 

Winning the vehicle battle had been good.

 

But he had way too little health left.

 

He hadn’t planned to stop by Alpha Boot from the beginning.

 

There would be quite a few users there too.

 

But,

 

“What? They’re all down?”

 

There seemed to be no more survivors at Alpha Boot.

 

He only saw several users who had been beaten down and one or two who had fallen to machetes.

 

So he got out.

 

Alpha Boot was notorious for not spawning weapons, but all he needed right now were healing items.

 

Just farm some first aid kits or drinks and move quickly.

 

Just as ‘Driver Choi Hong-min’ was thinking that,

 

Zing!

 

“Ugh!”

 

A flash grenade exploded right in front of him, and now he was forcibly sitting in the driver’s seat.

 

And in the passenger seat was a handsome man wearing basic skin.

 

Aiming a crossbow with both hands.

 

“Drive where I tell you to. If you drive well, I’ll spare you later.”

 

If he could, he wanted to scream his lungs out.

 

You crazy bastard!

 

Why the hell are you doing this to me!

 

‘Driver Choi Hong-min’ had no way of knowing.

 

Why Hae-rang wasn’t driving ‘himself’.

 

-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Did you just let that guy drive?

 

-I was wondering why you weren’t killing me, but was this your purpose? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

 

-That’s fucking hilarious lmao hahahahaha

 

-The username became reality lol Designated ‘driver’ Choi Hong-min

 

-Ah hahahaha so the article had such an innocent meaning?

 

-That boosting bastard, didn’t like his username from the start lol pathetic

 

-You, from now on you’ll be my driver! (For real)

 

-Fucking genius;; To overcome the weakness of not being able to drive like this;;

 

-This method is pretty good? The Red Zone timing is coming anyway.

 

-I’m getting pecked by crossbows so I can’t even think about anything else lol

 

“Uh, where should I go?”

 

“Hmm.”

 

Hae-rang looked at the mini map.

 

And coolly said.

 

“Anywhere.”

 

“What, what?”

 

“Go wherever you want to go. Anywhere is fine as long as it’s far from the Red Zone.”

 

“So….”

 

He’s forcing him to drive,

 

but there’s no specific destination?

 

‘What the hell kind of bullshit is this?’

 

‘Driver Choi Hong-min’s’ face crumpled mercilessly.

 

Seeing that, the chat window went crazy once again.

 

Even to them, Hae-rang’s demand seemed too bizarre.

 

Vrooom!

 

Ping ping!

 

“Ugh!”

 

Choi Hong-min, who was driving reluctantly, quickly turned the handle.

 

Someone on the road had shot at the vehicle they were riding in.

 

“Damn it. I don’t even have much health.”

 

“Drink this.”

 

“?”

 

A bottle of drink falls onto Choi Hong-min’s lap.

 

He looked at the passenger seat with an incredulous expression.

 

Hae-rang, still pointing the crossbow, gestured toward the drink.

 

“Drink it. You said you don’t have much health.”

 

“I don’t have much health… but….”

 

‘Driver Choi Hong-min’ was confused.

 

Was it okay to drink this?

 

Something given by this bastard who was pointing a crossbow at him?

 

‘Shit. Isn’t this laced with poison or something?’

 

But there was no poison setting in ‘Survival Ground’.

 

Drinks are simply good items for health recovery.

 

When ‘Driver Choi Hong-min’ hesitated, the viewers egged him on.

 

-Drink it, you bastard hahahaha I said drink it hahahahaha

 

-What are you suspicious about? Think something bad was mixed in?

 

-Is our attention seeker actually a psychopath? He’s aiming a crossbow while giving out healing potions lol

 

-This is totally Son Goku taking the lead lol

 

-Don’t tell me he actually thinks he’s her knight or something? lololol

 

-I’m the only one who can kill you lololololol

 

-Hey Driver Choi Hong-min. You don’t even deserve to die.

 

-You’re living as our Gwanjong’s slave until this game ends! Got it!

 

If this were a normal game, that might be possible.

 

There are plenty of guys who play games with weird concepts.

 

‘But right now… this is a ranked game, isn’t it?’

 

Thudududu!

 

Even while ‘Driver Choi Hong-min’ hesitated, the gunfire continued.

 

The hesitating Choi Hong-min suddenly grabbed the drink in his hand.

 

“Screw it! Whatever!”

 

Let’s survive first and see.

 

While Choi Hong-min gulped down the drink, Hae-rang shifted the direction of his crossbow.

 

‘To the right. Is that a bike?’

 

The guy riding the bike was boldly shooting in this direction.

 

One hand on the handle.

 

And the other hand holding a UZI.

 

“He’s already got a Level 3 Helmet. That’s why he’s charging in so confidently.”

 

Hae-rang aimed his crossbow with a careful expression.

 

No matter how good the crossbow’s destructive power was, it couldn’t take out a Level 3 Helmet in one shot.

 

So he aimed somewhere else.

 

Whooooosh!

 

The crossbow arrow shot out quickly, extending in a straight line.

 

The target wasn’t the helmet, nor was it the wheel.

 

It was the wrist of the bike rider who was gripping the handle with one hand.

 

Thunk!

 

“Ugh!”

 

If he had been gripping the bike handle with both hands, he might have endured it.

 

But the guy was holding a gun with one hand.

 

There was no way he could withstand the crossbow arrow with just the hand gripping the handle.

 

Crash!

 

The user’s body that fell from the bike rolled dozens of times.

 

The arrow Hae-rang aimed created greater gains than aiming for the head.

 

【’Gwanjong Cheonma’ has eliminated ‘Delivery Nation’!】

 

【Current Kill Ranking: 1st Place Gwanjong Cheonma (10 kills)】

 

It was finally the moment Hae-rang recorded double-digit kills.

 

-Oh! Sssssssssssss

 

-Nice! One Shot One Kill!

 

-So our attention seeker wasn’t just bragging when he said he’s good at archery? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

 

-For real, seems like they adapted even faster than guns ㄷㄷㄷㄷㄷ

 

-The judgment to shoot the arm was insane;; Since hitting the head wouldn’t kill anyway, right?

 

-Where do you get off driving with one hand so cockily? ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Instant punishment!

 

-His judgment is insane lol He perfectly targeted the weak spot in that short moment lol

 

-Genius;; You are great genius;;

 

-Couldn’t you not shoot guns from inside cars before? When did this improve?

 

-Back then I was holding the steering wheel, that’s why lol but now I’m completely free, right?

 

-Foolish. The ‘hands’ for driving can just be created. By threatening with a crossbow.

 

-Monkey guest! Please make it so we can drive from inside cars too!

 

└Got it

 

└Is this how you’re supposed to use monkey hands? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

 

【God Kakao Designated Driver donated 30,000 won!】

 

【This is my first time seeing designated driving in a capsule game lol】

 

【Don’t Laugh This Is Serious donated 10,000 won!】

 

【Now I can probably shoot guns and bows freely inside the car lol】

 

【Jigsaw Puzzle donated 20,000 won!】

 

I wonder how that guy driving feels? lololol The feeling of driving around the #1 killer lol

 

‘Got him in one shot?’

 

‘Driver Choi Hong-min’ gulped.

 

Before he knew it, the gunfire that had been shooting at the vehicle had disappeared.

 

Only the sound of the bike and the person’s body crashing and rolling around could be heard.

 

Just one shot.

 

It was a result created with one crossbow shot.

 

‘Looking at the kill log, all the guys who died at Alpha Boot were because of this guy.’

 

Nine people had been eliminated at Alpha Boot.

 

Most were results from fists.

 

He had only thought of him as someone who was unusually good at bare-handed combat,

 

Now that he looked at it, those shot skills were truly artistic.

 

Aiming at an opponent’s wrist with a crossbow from inside a moving car?

 

Unless you had considerable confidence in your aim, it was something you wouldn’t even dare attempt.

 

‘Driver Choi Hong-min’ was nervously gripping the handle.

 

Suddenly, a thought flashed through his mind.

 

‘Wait, since he just shot the crossbow….’

 

The crossbow’s aim might still be pointed outside the window.

 

‘Driver Choi Hong-min’ rolled his eyes to their maximum angle.

 

At the end of his gaze was Hae-rang.

 

With an arrowhead aimed at him.

 

‘Damn it.’

 

As soon as he finished off the guy on the bike, Hae-rang immediately shifted his aim toward the driver’s seat.

 

A new arrow was already loaded.

 

His desperate side-glancing had failed to achieve its purpose and ended in vain.

 

Instead, he ended up making eye contact with Hae-rang’s blue eyes.

 

“What. Is there a problem?”

 

“N-no. I was just checking where we should go.”

 

“You don’t look well. If you need healing, just say so. I have more drinks and first aid kits.”

 

‘Driver Choi Hong-min’ was confused.

 

A guy who points a crossbow at your face while offering medicine?

 

He’d been playing ‘Survival Ground’ for years, but this was truly his first time encountering someone like this.

 

Did he genuinely need a driver?

 

Or was he just toying with him?

 

Perhaps because his mind was too complicated?

 

‘Driver Choi Hong-min’ unknowingly voiced his inner thoughts.

 

“Well that’s fucking grateful. You’re such an angel, a real ang…!”

 

Then he quickly shut his mouth.

 

The nuance was clearly loaded with sarcastic intent.

 

It wouldn’t be strange at all if he shot the crossbow right now, saying his feelings were hurt.

 

But,

 

Grin.

 

Hae-rang, whom he glimpsed from the corner of his eye, was smiling.

 

Like a young child being praised by his parents.

 

Very brightly.

 

“This is nothing.”

 

“…?”

 

‘Driver Choi Hong-min’ became even more confused.

 

Did he just take my words seriously?

 

Can’t this guy distinguish between sarcasm and praise?

 

But unlike Choi Hong-min, the viewers watching the game were simply enjoying this situation.

 

-Hahahahahahaha look at those eyes going wide

 

-You might not know, but our Gwanjong doesn’t need donation missions or anything!

 

-She’s the type who gets super happy even from empty compliments lol

 

-If you flatter him and ask him to co-sign, he’ll definitely stamp it for you, right? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

 

-Bankrupt Heavenly Demon! Bankrupt Heavenly Demon! Bankrupt Heavenly Demon! Bankrupt Heavenly Demon! Bankrupt Heavenly Demon! Bankrupt Heavenly Demon!

 

-Really staying true to the concept, huh? Never once breaks character lolololol

 

While ‘Driver Choi Hong-min’ was driving in confusion.

 

Beep beep!

 

In the distance, from the opposite direction, an identical vehicle was approaching.

 

If they continued driving like this, they would meet in the middle of the road!

 

Choi Hong-min quickly asked.

 

“Uh, what should I do? Where should I drive the car?”

 

“Ram it.”

 

“What?”

 

“I said ram it.”

 

Hae-rang gave the order with all humor drained from his face.

 

His blue eyes were glaring intensely at the car ahead.

 

“Ram it… If we collide like this, we might die!”

 

“If you don’t ram it, you’ll die right now though?”

 

Hae-rang casually gestured with his crossbow in an indifferent voice.

 

As if he would immediately kill Choi Hong-min if he didn’t ram it.

 

“This crazy…!”

 

He was like a man with two faces.

 

Just moments ago he was offering drinks and telling him to heal up,

 

Now if he doesn’t ram the vehicle, he dies by crossbow?

 

‘Fuck it. I don’t know anymore.’

 

All or nothing.

 

Dead either way.

 

Each ranked match record was precious,

 

Choi Hong-min was now exhausted.

 

Beep beep beep!

 

An oncoming vehicle urgently honked its horn.

 

This was because Choi Hong-min had turned the handle to match that vehicle’s path.

 

“If we crash and die, so be it~!!”

 

Choi Hong-min stopped driving and threw both arms up high.

 

A clear pose of giving up.

 

Soon, the two vehicles that had been speeding toward each other collided head-on.

 

Crash!!

 

“Ugh!”

 

‘Driver Choi Hong-min’s body shook rapidly like a spring doll.

 

Should he consider himself lucky that he didn’t pass out?

 

The back of his head was ringing, making it difficult to even open his eyes properly.

 

“Nngh.”

 

【HP 1/100】

 

Choi Hong-min checked his health bar and let out a deep sigh.

 

It was a miraculous survival.

 

He had only 1% health remaining.

 

It was impressive that he had survived this collision.

 

‘Come to think of it…’

 

What happened to that guy called Gwanjong Cheonma who was sitting next to him?

 

Choi Hong-min turned his head with difficulty.

 

Then his eyes widened.

 

“Huh?!”

 

There was no one in the passenger seat.

 

He must have gotten out at some point,

 

Only the passenger seat door was slowly swinging back and forth.

 

“Wh… where did he go?”

 

Choi Hong-min frowned and searched the surroundings.

 

A large shadow entered his vision.

 

A terrifying shadow running toward the opposite vehicle

 

with both fists clenched tight.

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