Gwanjongcheonma’s Game Broadcast - Chapter 69

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Chapter 69

-Ugh hahaha what is this?

-A love shot at this timing?

-What was that movement just now? I thought Gwanjong-i’s upper body suddenly disappeared?

-I’ve seen this in The Matrix!

-Gwanjong-i’s waist bent like a bow!

-I wondered why he rushed out, but it worked out well in the end!

-Not just in the end, wasn’t this his plan from the beginning?

-Don’t tell me…he saw this angle coming?

-He was aiming for this? For real?

The viewers each clutched their heads in their rooms.

Making both sides aim at him and then inducing a love shot?

While they could understand it mentally, they couldn’t imagine actually executing it.

But Hae-rang’s voice was extremely calm.

“I matched the timing while listening to their footsteps. At one point, the rhythm was just right.”

-How do you detect that with sound?

-For real, it’s not like it’s Summers or anything;;

-You’re speaking so calmly that I don’t even feel like arguing back ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-So you’re saying that was intentional play, right?

-How brave do you have to be to think about making yourself a target? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-Right. Even if it’s a capsule game, getting shot feels awful.

-He must have been confident he could dodge. And he did dodge well.

-Is God Gwanjong? Is God Gwanjong? Is God Gwanjong? Is God Gwanjong?

-Now they’re going so far as to use others to get rid of people lol

The so-called Yi Yi Je Yi.

It’s a relatively common method used in Murim.

Nothing beats blowing your nose without using your hands.

Hae-rang farmed useful items from the equipment of the two fallen players and then boarded the vehicle.

-Let’s gooooooo

-What do you mean “drive”? ㅡㅡ It’s a buggy

-You can’t just charge in trusting the car. Buggies don’t even have windows, and if you’re unlucky you’ll get headshotted immediately.

-For now it looks best to get as far away from the Red Zone as possible!

“I’ll do that.”

Hae-rang boarded the buggy.

After gripping the handle, he stepped hard on the accelerator.

Vrooooom!

And then he realized.

Not only in his previous life but also in reality, Hae-rang had never driven before.

Screeeeech!

Crooked, dark skid marks were carved into the ground.

Just looking at the direction of the skid marks, anyone could guess.

That the driver couldn’t handle the car well.

“Huh?”

The car moving in a zigzag pattern finally crashed into a tree.

Crash!

Only after a large crack appeared in the tree trunk did the buggy come to a stop.

Hae-rang took his hands off the handle and scratched his head.

“Driving isn’t as easy as I thought.”

-Hahahahaha looks like it

-Yeah, anyone can tell they’re a total driving newbie

-No matter how bad you are at driving, can a car even run like that? lololol

-He handles weapons so well but can’t drive;;

-Gwanjong-nim! Don’t you have a driver’s license?

-Driver’s license aside, haven’t you even played racing games?

-Hey lol haven’t you played KartRider, the nation’s game?

“No. Capsule games are all I’ve played when it comes to games. I don’t have a license yet.”

Hae-rang answered as if it was nothing special, but the viewers seemed to find those words even more surprising.

-What? You’ve never played PC games or mobile games even once?

-Hahahahaha what kind of nonsense is this now. You expect me to believe that?

-Gwanjong-nim, did you come from the Precambrian Era or something!

-Hey! You’re doing the concept thing again! You guys have no sense!

-For real, how do you even play games when you’re from the martial arts world lololol

-His first game in life is a capsule, but he’s a human optimized for capsules;;

-We decided to call that a genius!

Hae-rang struggled to reverse and started driving again.

Since Hae-rang had adapted well to the Jar Game, he would probably adapt to driving before long.

But it seemed difficult to build proficiency right away in this round.

Vrooooom!

Moving that anyone could see was from a heavily drunk driver.

He almost crashed into another tree, and even fell halfway into the river before coming back.

But as they say, any road leads to Seoul as long as you keep going.

Amid the reckless rampage, he had put quite a distance between himself and the Red Zone.

Rat-a-tat-tat!

Ping ping ping!

Hae-rang, who was driving, quickly turned the handle.

Someone had fired at the buggy vehicle.

Vrooooom!

Hae-rang driving the buggy in zigzag patterns.

They say experts can even shoot guns from inside cars, but Hae-rang couldn’t even drive normally.

However, he was confident in his observation skills.

Even as his vision shook back and forth, Hae-rang managed to find the enemy.

‘Over there.’

A place where only a small outer wall stood alone.

Behind it, a user with a good-looking gun was aiming this way.

Hae-rang had to make a choice.

Shooting the enemy from inside the vehicle was impossible.

Just abandoning the car like this would be a waste.

So Hae-rang,

Vrooooom!

Stepped on the accelerator.

-Uh, where’s he going!

-Why are you hitting the gas when you can’t even drive lol

-It’s literally a runaway train, isn’t it? lololololol

-For real, seems like they don’t even know where they’re going

-It’s so fucking funny lol even the shooter seems panicked right now lol

-For real, it’s probably their first time seeing someone drive like that

-You can’t predict his moving!

-For real, whether you’re a veteran or a beginner, landing hits with the buggy won’t be easy

Rat-tat-tat-tat!

Clang!

Perhaps due to the low hit rate, the buggy’s health bar still had some left.

Hae-rang’s handle turned this way and that.

But he never forgot his destination.

-Huh?

-Uh, uhh!

-Uhhhhhhhhh!

A one-ton car that had forgotten about brakes.

Rather than slowing down, Hae-rang increased the speed instead.

The buggy he was riding rammed straight into the outer wall where the enemy was hiding.

CRASH!

With a tremendous collision sound, the outer wall was completely destroyed.

Wall debris scattered through the sky, and among them was the user who had been shooting the buggy.

“Gyaaahhh!”

A destructive traffic accident that seemed like it would transport me to an isekai.

No user could survive this impact.

The destroyed buggy.

The broken outer wall.

And one gamer fallen to the ground.

This was the result created by reckless driver Hae-rang.

【’Gwanjong Cheonma’ has eliminated ‘Screaming Death’!】

-Oh Jesus!

-Sssssssssss that’s my 3rd kill

-Ugh hahahahaha they’re trying to cause a traffic accident on purpose

-I thought you couldn’t drive, but you’re actually good at it? hahahaha

-He’s shooting the vehicle like a missile;;;

-Gwanjong-i, is our Gwanjong-i okay?

-For real, didn’t it get totally screwed up along with the bug? ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ

Contrary to the viewers’ concerns, Hae-rang was fine.

Swoosh.

Hae-rang, who had been lying prone in the field, slowly got up.

He had jumped out of the car beforehand, before the buggy collided with the outer wall.

He had scraped some skin jumping out of the moving car, but it wasn’t enough to knock him unconscious.

“I’m fine. I have a first aid kit too.”

Hae-rang sat on the debris of the outer wall and treated his wounds with the first aid kit.

Before long, his HP returned to 【100/100】 status.

-Whoa, he jumped out beforehand. From a moving car?

-When did you jump off lol I didn’t even see it

-Of course you couldn’t. The buggy was charging like it would smash the wall any second.

-Hahahaha that was the most pathetic death I’ve ever seen. Getting hit by Buggy and flying into a wall like that.

-For real, if I died getting hit by someone with driving skills like that, I wouldn’t be able to sleep at night lol

-What exactly is the genre of this game? First he knocks out multiple people with punching, now he’s using vehicles as missiles?

-For real, I can’t tell if this is a Sarge or GTS lol

-Ah. This game is called ‘Gwanjong Truck’.

-Please isekai me too! Make me an isekai hero too!

While various memes poured out, Hae-rang approached the road kill user.

“The vest is better quality, and there’s a Level 2 too.”

-Oh. This guy had a lot of good stuff.

-I had this item but didn’t even get to use it lololololol

-Isn’t it attention seekers who remember usernames? lol

Bang! Tang!

Gunshots reach Hae-rang’s ears as he gathers his equipment.

He turns his head toward the direction of the sound.

“It seems combat has started over there too. In two areas.”

However, the viewers reacted as if they had no idea what he meant.

-? Where?

-I didn’t hear anything?

-Did anyone else hear it?

-No no no no no no I didn’t hear gunshots

-What the heck lol did you listen to it all by yourself?

-He really must be Somers.

Boom!

Just then, as if responding to Hae-rang’s words, the sound of a grenade was heard.

Only then did the viewers slap their knees in realization.

-Right! There is combat going on!

-Wow shit. I thought Gwanjong-i was mistaken. It was real?

-The attention seeker and us are probably hearing the same thing ㄷㄷㄷㄷㄷㄷ

-Gwanjong-nim. Are you perhaps sensing ‘spiritual pressure’ rather than sound?

“I naturally thought you all would hear it too. Now that I have full equipment, let me move out.”

Hae-rang ran toward the battlefield where the sounds came from.

It was an area far from the Red Zone,

so occupying that place would be advantageous in many ways.

-Full gear? lololol How is that even close to full gear?

-You call those items full? Don’t you see what you’re holding in your hands? ^^

-That thing you’re holding! The worst gun in history!

-For real, Gwanjong-i is probably the only user who’d call holding a Win94 full equipment.

Hae-rang had no intention of changing guns right away.

Since his aim was so accurate, he didn’t actually think the gun’s performance was bad.

If the distance was far or the recoil was bothersome, he could just shoot them dead from right in front.

His Level 2 helmet and vest, plus the first aid kit were sufficient.

And one more thing,

“How do I use smoke grenades?”

-Just throw it like a grenade.

-Yeah, smoke will come out when it hits the ground.

-Don’t get excited and use it carelessly. You might die if you mess up.

-Yeah, the range is pretty wide so you might get caught up in it too

-It’s good to pick off guys coming out of the smoke. Or use it when you’re escaping.

“I see.”

Bang! Tang!

The gunshots in Hae-rang’s ears are getting louder.

It means the distance is getting closer.

After crossing the ridge, a fairly large building comes into view.

Seeing no people outside, it appeared combat was happening inside the building.

-Bang bang bang!

-Rat-a-tat-tat!

“Three… no, it seems like about four.”

-????? How do you know that.

-Hahaha do you have X-ray vision or something?

-At this point he’s not Summers, he’s a dolphin. They also sense their surroundings with sound waves lololol

-I’m gonna check if it’s real myself ㅇㅅㅇ

-Just you wait, attention-seeking demon lord hahahaha

“Let’s watch and see.”

After saying that, Hae-rang pulled out an item from his chest.

It was exactly that weapon he had asked the viewers about earlier.

It was a smoke grenade.

-Ooh. That might actually be effective?

-Exactly, they’ll probably tear each other apart in there lol

-Stirring up trouble is what attention-seeking demons do best! LOL

As the viewers expected, Hae-rang threw the smoke grenade into the building.

For Hae-rang, who could accurately embed various hidden weapons, throwing it through a large glass window was a piece of cake.

However, his next action was different from what the viewers expected,

“I’m going in.”

-?

-Going where.

-You should wait here!

-Don’t tell me..?

Hae-rang stepped forward without hesitation.

Toward the building interior that had become thick with smoke from the smoke grenade!

And shortly after.

Bang! Tang!

Bang!

Thwack!

The occasional sounds of gunshots and punching.

The viewers could only spam ‘?’ in the screen that showed nothing but smoke.

“Phew.”

Finally, the smoke grenade’s effect ended.

Hae-rang’s figure was revealed, catching his breath,

and exactly four users were lying on the ground around him.

It matched perfectly with the number Hae-rang had predicted beforehand.

-Insane ㄷㄷㄷㄷㄷㄷㄷㄷㄷㄷㄷㄷㄷ

-This is really shocking;;

-How did you do that?

-What just happened?

Hae-rang answered the viewers with a belligerent smile.

“Nothing happened… at all.”

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