Gwanjongcheonma’s Game Broadcast - Chapter 33

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Chapter 33

-Elogio?

-What does Elogio mean?

-Isn’t the original Assassin’s Revenge protagonist’s name ‘Edio’?

-Right. It’s not exactly the same, but it’s not completely different either. What’s the meaning?

By the time the newborn’s crying subsided, the viewers had figured out its meaning.

-Found it! Elogio, it means praise or acclaim in Italian!

-Huh? That’s what Gwanjong hyung always says!

-Don’t tell me he chose his game ID based on that?

-Hahahahahaha your concept is so clear, attention-seeking Heavenly Demon!

-This is madness. He even looked up Italian words to beg for praise?

-This is so ridiculous lol now every time streamers call out attention seekers, game characters are gonna be like “Praise me!” “Praise me!”

-Manager! Did you suggest this name by any chance?

【Choi Gang-sik: Absolutely not. Please don’t put me on the same level as that guy.】

-Hahahahahaha even the manager is drawing the line with that naming sense!!

-He really has nothing but attention and praise in his head;;

It hadn’t even been five minutes since starting the game.

He was even just born.

But just by choosing a name, Hae-rang had drawn enthusiastic responses from the viewers.

‘I’m glad my sincerity got through.’

The viewers would understand it as a joke, but Hae-rang was serious.

Attention and praise, acclaim – these were everything that gave his life meaning.

Now he was planning to get plenty of the dopamine he wanted from ‘Assassin’s Revenge’.

Flicker.

After the screen went dark, a new background unfolded.

A marketplace in medieval Italy.

A hazy sky spread beyond the church’s cross, and merchants raised their voices to sell their wares.

Thud thud.

And here, a man with his hair tightly bound appeared before the groups.

“Together we shall be victorious!”

“Ooh!”

The protagonist of this game.

‘Elogio’, named by Hae-rang, smiled with overflowing spirit.

“We stand here for honor! Because Viego de Pazzi has dishonored my family’s name. They are the kind who only come out at night, covering their sins in darkness.”

“Ooh!”

It was when ‘Elogio’ was giving a long speech to his groups.

“Cut the bullshit! You fucking idiot!”

With a thud, a stone flew toward Elogio’s feet.

Elogio’s gaze turned to the opposite side.

A similar group of men.

Confirming the man standing at the front, Elogio bared his teeth.

“Viego. I was just talking about you.”

With the first villain’s appearance, the chat window became hotly active.

-Ugh! Viego! He looks disgusting every time I see him!

-I think this game’s director is likely a Fashion Terrorist. Even if it’s medieval times, does that bread hat design make sense?

-Even looks sneaky and underhanded tsk tsk tsk tsk

-Split in half and die!

-Shit, the first cancer character appeared. Let’s crush them!

Elogio took a step toward Viego.

He slightly lifted his chin as if looking down on his opponent.

“Viego. What brings a rat from dark corners out in broad daylight? You don’t even have the guts to handle things directly, just hiring people.”

“Ha! Aren’t you the one who uses other hands whenever problems arise?”

“Hands, you say. Come to think of it, your sister seemed quite satisfied when I touched her with my hand before.”

“Ooooooh!”

Elogio’s companions responded to his rough speech.

The viewers also became increasingly immersed in their confrontation, making the same sounds.

-Ooooooh!

-Ugh! Is this medieval Italian trash talk!

-That Viego bastard, look at him squirming lololololol

Naturally, Hae-rang had nothing to do with the current dialogue.

It was just a pre-composed scene from the game continuing.

Thinking that the young guy had a rough mouth, he carefully observed the groups ahead.

“That, that bastard…!”

Unable to endure it, Viego picked up a rock from the ground.

Then he shouted with all his might.

“Kill him!”

Ding!

At the same time, a Quest window appeared before Hae-rang’s eyes.

【Quest: First Fight with Viego’s Gang】

【Achievement Condition: Defeat the gang members before your health bar is completely depleted!】

The quest condition was to annihilate the opponents in the midst of chaotic battle.

It was what Hae-rang did best above all else.

‘Hmm.’

Hae-rang first turned his head.

The rock that Viego threw had come right in front of his nose.

Since it was flying rapidly from the front, it felt as if it had emerged from the middle of the Quest window.

Spot!

The rock that Viego threw barely grazed past Elogio’s cheek.

Smack!

And one of the men behind Elogio clutched his face.

“Argh!”

At the same time, countless question marks appeared in the chat window.

-?

-??

-???

-How did he dodge that?

-How’d he do it?

-Why didn’t it hit?

-Did this game get patched?

With question marks pouring in, Hae-rang couldn’t help but ask.

“What went wrong?”

-It’s not that something went wrong… originally you’re supposed to get hit by the rock once and get a nosebleed as the starting signal?

-You’re supposed to get hit once no matter what to start, that’s why the health bar is also… what. The health bar is fine too

-LOL what is this. There was a route like this in this game too?

-This game has been out for years, and there’s still new stuff coming out???

-How did you dodge it? The rock must have flown before the Quest window even disappeared;;

Hae-rang answered in a plain voice.

“It looked dangerous… so I turned my head to dodge it.”

-LOL turned his head!

-That’s right, that’s right! It’s a rock you can dodge just by turning your head slightly!

-Millions of gamers got their noses stinging because they couldn’t dodge that rock!

-That feeling of drinking wasabi through your nose!

-After hearing about it, we were in the wrong ㅇㅅㅇ It’s our fault for not being able to avoid it

-What difficulty setting is this game on? Did he dodge because it’s ‘Easy’?

“No. The setting is on ‘Catastrophe’.”

-Whoa. Then he really dodged it with pure instinct.

-That’s insane. Is that something you can see and dodge?

-Ah!! Be careful, Gwanjong hyung!!

Typos exploded in the silent uproar.

Viego’s group that had rushed in was already right in front of Hae-rang.

Hae-rang stood still and checked the sensation in his hands and feet.

‘The detail isn’t as much as Iron Fist, but…’

The range of movement was wide.

Front and back.

Compared to Iron Fist where he could only move forward, backward, and sideways, he could move in all directions.

That meant,

‘I can fight freely for the first time.’

A small warm breeze blew at the corner of Hae-rang’s mouth.

Now he could finally show the fighting style of ‘Heavenly Demon’ Cheon Hae-rang.

Thwack!

Elogio lightly dodged the flying punch of the Bearded Man and extended his right hand.

A cross counter that struck simultaneously with evasion.

The Bearded Man’s large body soared high into the sky.

At the same time, a large exclamation mark rose above his head.

【Critical!】

-What

-It appeared! Critical!

-Why is a critical already appearing?

-Wow, that huge body flew that far

That was only the beginning.

Critical judgments occurred consecutively with each hand and foot that Hae-rang extended.

Since it was ‘Catastrophe’ difficulty, the men who wouldn’t fall easily even when hit hard collapsed like dolls made of cotton.

【Critical!】

【Critical!】

【Critical!】

Movement that was limited compared to reality, yet incomparable.

Simply having a wider range of motion was enough.

Thwack!

Bang!

Despite the chaotic melee with dozens of people tangled together, only Hae-rang’s movements shone clearly.

Beautiful body lines that were too graceful to be called fighting or combat.

If he had been holding a sword, it would surely have looked like watching a sword dance.

-Wow… what am I even watching right now?

-This is insane. First time seeing something like this.

-Look at them falling like autumn leaves lololol

-They’re all going down in one hit lol How is this possible in catastrophe mode

-Who brought ‘Full Phoenix’ to Assassin’s Revenge? This is totally Assassin One Punch Man.

-Ooooooooh!

-Nice and neat, you get one hit! You next to him get one hit too!

Like flowing water winding through a chaotically formed valley.

Hae-rang moved as if possessed, following his movement patterns to subdue the gang members.

-Damn… this is insane.

-Can’t even see his hands and feet. How fast is he moving.

-And it’s all criticals. Isn’t this the realm of art?

The chat window, once activated, showed no signs of cooling down.

The martial arts Hae-rang displayed were beautiful before they were powerful.

Thwack! Thud!

Thanks to Hae-rang’s performance, the battle situation rapidly turned favorable.

It was when Elogio sent another giant flying.

“Whew! Impressive, isn’t it?”

Suddenly, Hae-rang’s movement stopped.

It became impossible to move his hands and feet.

‘From here on, it’s back to predetermined scenes.’

A red-haired man approaching Elogio.

“Peraza? What are you doing here?”

Elogio’s older brother.

Peraza, with several shirt buttons undone, approached him.

“What am I doing? I came to see if my little brother has learned how to fight.”

Peraza looked around briefly and whistled once more.

“But now, I might be the one who needs to learn a thing or two from you.”

-????

-What’s this now. Was Peraza saying stuff like this in the scenario?

-Wasn’t the original line like this? ‘Looks like you’ve finally learned to crawl.’

-Yeah that’s right. And then he wipes the protagonist’s blood.

-Look at him standing there all awkward lololol He’s supposed to wipe blood but the face is perfectly fine lololol

-Peseho: How can I wipe it when there’s no blood ㅠㅠㅠㅠ

-Ah lololololol This is so funny lololol He looks so confused since the scene that’s supposed to happen isn’t happening

Hae-rang chuckled after checking the chat window.

Since this was his first time playing this game, he didn’t know about ‘normal cases’ and such.

But seeing everyone so excited like this, it seemed like the broadcast would gain momentum.

“Retreat! Retreat!”

Viego, with the battle turning unfavorable, turned tail and ran.

“Where do you think you’re going!”

As Elogio tried to chase after him, Peraza hurriedly grabbed his arm.

“Wait, Elogio.”

“Brother. Now’s our chance to capture that guy.”

“Calm down. Do you know what state your nose is in right now?”

“?”

It wasn’t just Hae-rang who had a question mark.

Many viewers in the chat window poured out countless question marks.

-????

-Why the nose. It’s perfectly fine?

-Our Gwanjong didn’t get hit even once?

-He even dodged the rock that flew at the beginning, there’s no way he got hurt.

-Lololololololol Peraza froze up

-Isn’t this a game bug? lololol

-He said the line but then realized his mistake

-Wow, so Gwanjong dodging that rock was something even the game company didn’t predict? That’s all the dialogue they prepared

-You’re right. Don’t tell me the game’s gonna crash here? lololol

-Thank you for loving ‘Assassin’s Revenge’ so far ^^ We’ll come back after making a ‘Gwanjong difficulty’

Fortunately, the game didn’t freeze up.

After a brief hesitation, Peraza started his dialogue again.

“First, let’s go to the physician for treatment… ah, that’s not it…”

-hahahahahahahahahahahaha

-Shit lololololol snap out of it, bro Peraza!

-This is Gwanjong Cheonma’s fault. After seeing protagonists get nosebleeds tens of millions of times, of course he’d be confused when it ended cleanly?

-Literally ‘bug-level’ performance

Gwanjong Cheonma, Hae-rang, who caused a stir from the very first Quest.

The Quest window in front of him made a refreshing sound.

【First Quest Success!】

【Quest Achievement Grade: SSS】

【Current Average Achievement: SSS】

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