Gwanjongcheonma’s Game Broadcast - Chapter 103
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Chapter 103
Vrooooom!
‘Chimhyeongta’ driving the Retona.
And ‘Chwisal’ sitting in the passenger seat.
The two players look at each other’s faces.
“What?”
“What the hell?”
And for good reason, their target had vanished right before their eyes.
The madman who had charged straight at the Retona.
Thinking he was desperate to die, they were going to grant his wish.
With the thought that road kill was perfect for someone like that.
“….”
But nothing happened.
Except for the engine sound, it was surprisingly quiet.
Thud!
A heavy impact transmitted from behind the Retona.
That broke the silence.
Both of them turned around simultaneously.
“What the hell is that!”
And without exception, both grimaced.
A hook was caught on the vehicle’s rear bumper.
A long rope connected to the hook.
At the end of it, they could see a man holding a zipline gun.
“Did he just shoot a zipline gun at our vehicle?”
“That crazy bastard!”
The two ground their teeth.
They had planned to ram him cleanly and raise their kill score.
But now they found themselves caught from behind.
“What happened? How did that bastard dodge the car!”
“How would I know?”
The two players didn’t know,
but the twenty thousand viewers watching the broadcast saw it clearly.
-He dodged by lying on the ground, right?
-And then immediately shot the zipline gun
-Yeah, that’s what I saw too
-I did watch it but I’m like what did I even watch lol
-Was it even possible to dodge a Retona like that?
-Theoretically it’s possible. The vehicle is high.
-Theory or not, I’d be too scared to ever do it;;
-A car is flooring it and charging at you, and you think you can dodge by lying down?ㅋㅋ
-How thick-skinned do you have to be to pull that off, seriously ㄷㄷㄷㄷ
-Not thick, he probably doesn’t have one at all
【Playing music donation from ‘DJ Max’! I have no heart♬】
Waiting until the very end for the Retona approaching at full throttle, then lying down.
And that while running toward it.
It must have really felt like a real car approaching.
No matter how virtual, the reality of capsule games had long surpassed the ‘uncanny valley.’
This wasn’t something you could do with just boldness or guts.
You needed ‘madness’ to make it possible.
Hae-rang’s madness for praise made that impossible thing reality.
Swoosh!
Hae-rang, who had fired the zipline gun, flies through the sky in a large arc.
Naturally, Hae-rang was the only player crazy enough to pull such a stunt.
The ‘Chimhyeongta’ and ‘Chwisal’ duo had no idea what to do.
“What are you doing! Slow down quickly! That bastard keeps flying toward us!”
“Idiot! Don’t you know about inertia! If we slow down, he’ll get closer!”
“Fuck! Let him come if he wants! There’s two of us and one of him!”
“I know. Just get the direction right first….”
“But where are you going right now? You know we’ve left the road, right?”
“I know too! But…!”
‘Chimhyeongta’s’ eyebrows, who was gripping the handle, wrinkled deeply.
Something was strange.
At some point, the handle stopped moving
the way he intended.
Whenever he tried to go where he wanted, the car would wobble and refuse.
As if some invisible force was controlling the car….
“No way!”
‘Chimhyeongta’s’ shaking pupils turned toward the rearview mirror.
He felt a chill in one corner of his chest.
That guy hanging behind them wasn’t getting closer, but he wasn’t getting farther away either.
He kept moving the zipline gun’s rope back and forth, changing positions.
As if ‘guiding’ the Retona somewhere.
“You crazy bastard! We’re going to crash at this rate!”
“Ahhhhhhh!”
Before they knew it, there was a huge rock in front of the Retona.
‘Chimhyeongta’ turned the handle with all his might.
Crash!
At the same time, the zipline gun’s hook that was gripping the rear bumper came loose.
It wasn’t because ‘Chimhyeongta’ had turned the handle sharply.
Hae-rang had simply released the zipline gun himself.
There was no longer any need to keep clinging to the Retona.
The vehicle couldn’t avoid the rock.
Crash!
The black Retona spins round and round like a figure skater.
Since they weren’t trained athletes, dizziness was natural.
But there was a sensation they felt before the dizziness.
It was the vibration they felt when colliding with the rock, as if their entire insides were shaking.
“Ugh!”
“Urk!”
The collision was so strong that part of the rock broke off.
Ironically, that fragment fell toward another vehicle.
The one where Joint was.
“Jesus…”
It was when a voice that had given up the will to live flowed from Joint’s mouth.
Bang! Bang!
With dull sounds, the rock fragment scattered into several pieces.
At the exact spot matching the fragment’s trajectory, there was Hae-rang holding the Win 94.
-Wow! Look at that aiming skill!
-Now it’s really perfect accuracy lol
-Was there really a need to save Joint? If he faints, just revive him again
-lololololol It’s okay if he dies! Just revive him with Dragon Balls!
-Could have done one more Edo Tensei damn
-Joint: Just kill me instead…
“This… crazy bastard…”
Two people struggled to get out of the Retona that had collided with the rock.
Between the collision aftereffects and dizziness, even walking on two legs wasn’t easy.
“Where is he! Where is he!”
The two frantically turned their heads looking for Hae-rang.
Just moments ago, Hae-rang had been performing acrobatics while riding the zipline gun in the sky.
Now that the car had stopped, further flight should be impossible.
But Hae-rang wasn’t detected by their senses.
Only,
Bang!
Crack!
Only the tingling sensation felt at their fingertips.
“Ugh!”
Both men’s hands simultaneously convulsed.
When they got out of the car, they definitely had weapons.
Somehow, both had become empty-handed.
The Win 94 that Hae-rang had just fired had blown away both of their main weapons.
“Th… There!”
The finger that should have been used to pull the trigger.
‘Chimhyeongta’ pointed in one direction with that finger.
At the end of it was Hae-rang perched on a tree.
Like an assassin in the dark dawn.
He had finished preparing to execute them from a concealed location.
“P-pull out your pistol at least!”
“Wait!”
Bang! Crack!
As soon as those words ended, two pistols flew through the air.
In an instant, both main and secondary weapons were completely neutralized.
A deflated voice leaked from ‘Chimhyeongta’s’ mouth.
“Fuck.”
Bang!
Thud!
After confirming all weapons were gone, Hae-rang pulled the trigger with peace of mind.
‘Chimhyeongta’ and ‘Chwisal’s’ bodies fell one after another.
【’Gwanjong Cheonma’ has eliminated ‘Chwisal’!】
【’Gwanjong Cheonma’ has eliminated ‘Chimhyeongta’!】
【Current Kill Ranking: 1st Gwanjong Cheonma (36 kills) 2nd…】
“Oh my goodness…”
After Hae-rang eliminated the two players,
Joint crawled out from the overturned vehicle with difficulty.
Then he looked at the scene before his eyes.
“Wow…”
While his body was flipped over, Joint had watched all of Hae-rang’s plays.
He could only express admiration.
“To eliminate two people on a Retona with bare hands. You’re probably the only guy who could pull off something like this.”
“Are you okay health-wise?”
“Yeah. For such a dramatic tumble, I still have half left.”
Joint flexed his arm to show his biceps and grinned.
Now the Retona had a new owner.
Joint climbed into the driver’s seat with familiar movements.
It was exactly the same behavior shown by all the users who had played games with Hae-rang so far.
“There’s one thing I’m curious about.”
“Please tell me.”
“Those two guys with the weird IDs. I get shooting them down with the assault rifle, but was there really a need to shoot the pistol too? Frankly speaking, their heads are bigger than pistols.”
“Pistols are harder to hit with, but if you hit their helmets, you give the enemy a chance to counterattack.”
“You were worried they’d charge at you in a ‘you die, I die’ style? In case a love shot might happen?”
“Yes. If you just blow away the weapons in their hands instead of their armor, you can easily neutralize them.”
Joint was driving when he swallowed a hollow laugh.
Was the word ‘easily’ originally used in situations like this?
Hitting weapons as soon as opponents drew them was even harder than headshots.
‘Actually, there’s another reason too.’
Hae-rang looked at the chat window with a faint smile.
While shooting headshots to instantly kill enemies got good reactions,
there were also many viewers who liked seeing all the enemies’ weapons blown away.
The dumbfounded expressions of enemies forcibly disarmed.
They enjoyed watching that.
Hae-rang wanted to satisfy various types of viewers if possible.
And that attempt resulted in more donations.
【Paper-picking Old Kim donated 10,000 won.】
【You killed the aim, brother! I’ll work hard picking up more paper until the next broadcast!】
【Mad Mix donated 30,000 won!】
【Hahahaha I bet that attention seeker will come looking for the broadcast because of that expression!】
【Art Scene donated 20,000 won!】
【I’ll give you 100 points for this art performance!】
“Mad Mix. Art Scene. Thank you for the donations.”
Hae-rang, sitting in the passenger seat, kept calling out the donors’ names.
Joint, who had been silently driving, suddenly turned his head.
“That just now… were you calling out the names of people who sent donations?”
“Yes.”
“Huh. Do donations come in that frequently? Do you know how many people you’ve called since getting in this car?”
“I wasn’t counting, but they usually come in at about this frequency.”
“Wow. I’m jealous.”
Joint’s eyes became a little teary.
Unlike Hae-rang who continuously received donations,
Joint’s chat window was quiet.
“Damn. I think I chose the wrong game. I shouldn’t have played Survival Ground.”
“Well, that’s not necessarily true. From now on, you need to show your skills too, brother.”
“What? What do you mean? I’m bronze rank.”
“Don’t you have something you’re good at, brother?”
“Something I’m… good at?”
Hae-rang smiled brightly and opened his bag.
Inside the bag, one type of item was piled up abundantly.
“You… what are you planning to do with this?”
“I’m going to create the optimal battlefield for you, brother, since your aim isn’t great.”
“I have no idea what you’re talking about…”
Vroooooom!
Hae-rang explained his plan to Joint.
Unfortunately, his voice was drowned out by the Red Zone alarm that went off at that moment.
-What? What’s he saying?
-Damn! Why does the alarm have to go off now of all times?
-Tell us too!
-Look at Joint’s eyes getting big lol even visible outside his sunglasses
-What kind of story is it to make that expression?
After the Red Zone alarm ended.
Joint shook his head like someone who had lost his mind.
“Right. This was your style of playing games.”
“What do you mean by ‘this style’?”
“Crazy bastard. You little shit.”
After Joint answered like that, he sharply turned the handle.
The final battleground of this regular game.
The Corrupted Cathedral was right before their eyes.
Screeech!
The two stopped the car and got out.
Watching Hae-rang meticulously setting up various things, Joint confirmed once more.
“Are you really going to do it?”
“I don’t speak empty words.”
“Right. I know that well too.”
Joint gritted his teeth and equipped something on both hands.
An item that was technically a weapon in the settings but was called a fashion accessory.
It was knuckles.
“From playing this game, I found there’s nothing better than that for disruption.”
Hae-rang smiled brightly while looking at the items filling the vehicle.
After briefly looking at him with an expression of disbelief.
Joint also smiled brightly and bumped his two fists together.
“Alright! Fuck it! Let’s give it a try!”
Boooom!
As soon as Joint finished speaking, the ground shook and a thunderous roar erupted.
Joint covered his ears, while Hae-rang, who had experienced this often, simply watched.
The car flying toward the cathedral.
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