All‑Master Who Regressed to Bronze - Chapter 56

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All Master Who Regressed to Bronze Episode 056

 

After adopting(?) Hyo-rin.

 

Shin Hyeok turned on his broadcast the very next day.

 

“It’s been a while, everyone. This is the first time I’m streaming since the Colosseum, so it’s been almost a week, right?”

 

-Juen-jang! Host! Why are you so late!

 

-I almost suffocated to death waiting. Cough cough…

 

-But honestly, I could hear news about you while you weren’t streaming, so it wasn’t that frustrating.

 

-Agreed, though that news being suddenly revealing legendary-grade crafting and fighting with the Alchemist Korea Branch was kind of an error.

 

-ㅋㅋ Well, that’s the host’s identity. Suddenly dropping bombs like that.

 

-That’s exactly why I watch this show ㅇㅇ

 

Naturally, as soon as Shin Hyeok, currently the hottest Player, turned on his stream, viewers flooded in as if they had been waiting for this moment.

 

They frantically typed in chat as if they were going to release a week’s worth of waiting right now.

 

Thanks to that, even Shin Hyeok was momentarily flustered by the chat rising at an incredible speed.

 

“Please use slow mode.”

 

-/slow mode

 

-/slow mode

 

-/slow mode

 

-Yeah lol the room owner is telling us to turn on slow mode, so we should turn it on.

 

-Host is god, and True Silver Sword is invincible!

 

-What’s True Silver Sword, you otaku.

 

-Ah… That originates from a card game where it was a 4-cost overpowered weapon card…

 

-Not very MZ of you. I’ll give you 10 points for being a boomer

 

-Damn!!! It!!! All!!! That card game isn’t for boomers!!!

 

-That’s what you got angry about?

 

-I can tolerate you insulting me… but I can’t tolerate you insulting the games I love!!!

 

-What a magnificent crazy bastard.

 

Fortunately, Shin Hyeok’s viewers listened to him well.

 

Using the non-existent slow mode, the chat window became much slower.

 

Watching them have fun with each other in there was heartwarming, but only for a moment.

 

“I turned on the broadcast today because I have an announcement to make.”

 

-An announcement? What announcement? I already saw all the announcements on the news and newspapers

 

-There’s more to announce besides that? I’m scared!

 

-It’s okay, no matter what nuclear bomb you drop, I just need our Host to stay in Korea

 

-Exactly. As long as you don’t leave Korea, you can do anything! Host to the National Assembly! To the Blue House!

 

At Shin Hyeok’s mention of an announcement, the chat window started trembling.

 

They had already encountered most of the incidents Shin Hyeok could cause through newspapers and news.

 

Everyone was surprised that there was more to announce on top of that, but only for a moment.

 

“I’m participating in the Integrated Gold League.”

 

-Ah! It was good news!

 

-Wow, not only did you go to the Integrated Silver League right after placement, but you got MVP and now you’re going straight to the Integrated Gold League the next month? Are you insane?

 

-Our Host was always crazy!

 

-Ah… Thanks for the answer… But aren’t you scared of Shinwha’s legal team?

 

-Dimension Arena broadcasts guarantee anonymity, so what’s there to be scared of

 

-? Don’t you know they also sell items that can reveal Dimension Arena broadcast anonymity in the Achievement shop?

 

-Your Honor!!! It was my cat!!! Please show mercy just once!!!

 

-Entity-nim, another one’s going up today!!!

 

Shin Hyeok naturally dropped a bomb as always.

 

Of course, this part was something everyone had been expecting.

 

Recently, Shin Hyeok hadn’t been playing Dimension Arena.

 

That might be because he was busy, but also because once you gain qualification to participate in the Integrated League, you can’t play Dimension Arena from then on.

 

More than anything, considering what Shin Hyeok had shown, there was no way he couldn’t participate in the Integrated League.

 

If he didn’t participate in the Integrated League, it wouldn’t be because he couldn’t, but because he chose not to.

 

Anyway, that’s why viewers were nodding their heads saying they roughly expected it, but only for a moment.

 

-…Wait, does that mean we can’t watch the Host’s broadcast today?

 

-No, it can’t be! My dopamine! My pleasure! The only drug designated by the government!

 

-Kyaaaah! You damn Host!!! Can’t you play Dimension Arena right now!!!

 

-Ha, I’m so sad I gave birth to Doty…

 

-I’m so sad that Junsik got implanted…

 

-Where do you keep getting those damn memes from

 

-There’s an X-topia we don’t know about, I tell you

 

-Anyway, damn Host, play Dimension Arena right now!

 

-Resign! Step down!

 

-…? That’s not for here though?

 

Viewers who realized they couldn’t play Dimension Arena once participating in the Integrated League started having mental breakdowns.

 

Watching them go through the five stages of grief in real time, Shin Hyeok suppressed a laugh and pulled out a ticket from his pocket.

 

“Now, everyone, do you see this? This is a reward I got from winning 10 consecutive matches in the Colosseum. To be precise, it’s an Achievement completion reward.”

 

-Colosseum 10 consecutive wins reward?

 

-Wow, you kept it all wrapped up and finally show us one.

 

-So what do you do with that?

 

-Don’t know?

 

-I get it, so open the door!!!

 

At the suddenly revealed Colosseum 10 consecutive wins reward, viewers were surprised but showed a rather lukewarm reaction.

 

Right now, they wanted to see Shin Hyeok write unprecedented new history in Dimension Arena, not check rewards they could never dream of getting anyway.

 

But they cheered at the identity of the reward that was revealed next.

 

“This is a key to the Hidden Stage. In other words, it’s an item that allows me, who can’t play Dimension Arena while participating in the Integrated League, to legally access Dimension Arena. You understand what this means, right?”

 

-Hidden Stage! Six letters that make Dibeungis cheer!

 

-Wow! Great Shin Hyeok! God Shin Hyeok! I believed in you! Juen-jang!

 

-Ha, from now on, anyone who insults the Host is insulting me! From now on, I am one with the Host!

 

-Are we finally going to see the activities of an Earth-power-level rookie…!

 

-Ha, I already put on a diaper.

 

-I already pissed myself.

 

-You crazy bastards!!! The chat smells like piss, so please hold your breath for just 1 hour!!!

 

Because the identity of the reward was an entry ticket and key that could enter the Hidden Stage without being constrained by Integrated League restrictions.

 

Since most of the people gathered here were viewers who came to see Shin Hyeok’s rampage, they wanted Dimension Arena where they could see Shin Hyeok’s true worth.

 

But going one step further from there, using the Hidden Stage that had never appeared before as the stage?

 

Dimension Arena broadcast viewers.

 

It wasn’t strange that the so-called Dibeungis were going crazy.

 

Just as the chat window was getting soaked with the Dibeungis’ piss smell.

 

Clap clap!

 

“That’s enough small talk. No need to build suspense, right?”

 

-Yes!

 

-As expected of the Host! You don’t build suspense!

 

-Good~ Let’s go~

 

-Is something big coming? Is something big coming? Is something big coming? Is something big coming?

 

-It’s here, so let’s talk about it~

 

Shin Hyeok focused everyone’s attention at once with a light clap.

 

As if there was no need to build suspense anymore, he tore the ticket in one go.

 

Rip-

 

“Ah, let me do a quick advertisement here.”

 

…Only exactly halfway, that is.

 

The Dibeungis exploded the chat with frustration like they had eaten hundreds of sweet potatoes without any soda during the sudden commercial break.

 

-…This kills the mood.

 

-Grumble…

 

-Why are you grumbling when there’s nothing to grumble about

 

-Damn it

 

-But does the Host even accept ads?

 

-He could. It’s the hottest play recently.

 

-Well, that’s true. But the Host wouldn’t accept ads because he’s short on money

 

-Unknown: The amount was too large to refuse

 

-Wow, if it’s an amount so large that the Host can’t refuse, how much would it be? 100 million, 1 billion probably isn’t even money to him

 

-Wouldn’t it have to be at least 10 billion? That’s the minimum of course.

 

-Definitely. Name value, recent fame, third-generation chaebol so he’s not short on money. With all this combined, it’s not strange that his price skyrockets.

 

Still, after exploding and burning down the chat once, what remained was curiosity.

 

Shin Hyeok was a person who had been raising the highest stock price for the past two months, starting from when he took the placement test until now.

 

Of course, during the placement test he raised his stock price in a bad way, but it was clear that this reverse dividend and jackpot explosion had made great contributions to reaching where he is now.

 

Naturally, there was no way there weren’t advertising inquiries for Shin Hyeok, whose price was higher today than yesterday, and higher tomorrow than today.

 

It was just that there were no products or amounts that caught Shin Hyeok’s eye, so they were all completely ignored.

 

That’s why the Dibeungis were curious.

 

What kind of product could it be that Shin Hyeok would personally step forward to advertise it?

 

When everyone’s attention was focused on Shin Hyeok.

 

Shin Hyeok took out a wooden box that had been stored in his inventory.

 

Click!

 

He lightly released the lock mechanism, revealing round pills that harmoniously mixed elegance and refreshing clarity.

 

-…Wow

 

-Holy shit…

 

-Even seeing it through the screen, it looks expensive as hell…

 

-But I’ve never seen that elixir before?

 

-Yeah, I’m the general manager of the elixir department at Osung Department Store and I’ve never seen an elixir like that.

 

-Is it a startup company? No, but could a startup company entrust advertising to the Host?

 

-That would be impressive in its own way

 

-Anyway, so what’s the elixir’s effect!!!

 

The elixir was incredibly impressive, enough to know just by looking that it wasn’t ordinary.

 

Yet since no one here knew about it, it was also clear that this elixir was an unprecedented one that didn’t exist in the world.

 

All of these things explosively increased their curiosity.

 

If he dragged this out any longer, there really seemed like there might be a riot in the chat, so Shin Hyeok didn’t delay any further.

 

“This elixir’s name is Tears. To be precise, it’s the first work of the Paracelsus Series that will be released, so the official name would be Paracelsus’s Tears.”

 

-Paracelsus?

 

-Who’s that? Anyone know?

 

-Don’t know. I just searched and there’s absolutely nothing coming up

 

-Right, I expected it would be a startup company. So what’s the effect!

 

-Host, reveal the effect immediately! Reveal it!

 

-But what difference does knowing the effect make? It’ll be so expensive we can’t eat it anyway.

 

-Even if we can’t buy it, we can at least know the effect…

 

-ㅠㅠㅠ….

 

-That definitely won’t have good effects. It has to be that way. It must be that way, damn it!!! Shit!!!

 

-Sour grapes is crazy;

 

Everyone was puzzled by the company name and product name they’d never heard of before, but nodded their heads.

 

Because they had expected this much.

 

So what was important was the effect that elixir had.

 

When everyone’s attention was focused on the effect of ‘Paracelsus’s Tears’ in Shin Hyeok’s hand.

 

“The effect is simple. Once per tier, you can gain mana stats appropriate for that tier. The tiers I’ve confirmed so far are Silver, Gold, and Diamond, which give 100, 500, and 1,500 stats respectively. Plae would probably give around 1,000 stats. Additionally, the stats gained from taking Tears are not affected by the tier’s stat limits.”

 

Shin Hyeok revealed the research results he had obtained over the past few days to the Dibeungis.

 

And the Dibeungis’ reaction to hearing the research results was naturally-

 

-…Insane.

 

-If what he’s saying is true, assuming you eat it once each from Silver to Diamond, you’d gain 3,000 mana.

 

-…Are you kidding me. 3,000 is mid-to-high level stats even within Plae, and that’s possible just by consistently eating elixirs?

 

-The elixir industry’s paradigm will change…

 

-Large guilds will definitely have to stockpile ‘Tears’ and feed them to their prospects. Otherwise they’ll fall behind to other guilds’ prospects who ate ‘Tears’.

 

-Wow… I’m jealous…

 

It was explosive.

 

A mega-hit that would instantly change the elixir industry’s paradigm.

 

But even so, the Dibeungis sighed.

 

-Sigh… Even if I worked my whole life, I couldn’t afford even one piece of that…

 

-For real, the sense of deprivation is insane…

 

-How much would that cost?

 

-I know the high-end elixirs currently on the market are worth tens of billions. But Tears is ultra-high-end, so it would be several times that.

 

-Lol, that’s almost the price of a building.

 

-Sigh, just sigh…

 

When they couldn’t even afford the high-end elixirs released so far, how could they eat ultra-high-end elixirs that crushed the existing high-end ones?

 

A situation that perfectly fit the phrase “pie in the sky.”

 

Before the chat floor could be pierced by the sighs of the Dibeungis.

 

Shin Hyeok took out the gift he had prepared for them.

 

Click!

 

“Five Paracelsus’s Tears. They’re currently priced at about 10 billion each, so roughly 50 billion worth.”

 

-No showing off.

 

-How annoying. What, are you bragging about having so many elixirs?

 

-Tsk tsk, this is why third-generation chaebols have no manners

 

-…The guys above have finally gone crazy. They won’t last long.

 

-They say if you leave malicious comments on the Host’s chat, the Shinwha Legal Team that was waiting there first will be waiting. I really like that story.

 

-Suddenly life hard mode begins lol

 

Opening a wooden box containing a whopping five Paracelsus’s Tears.

 

The chat’s reaction to this was not good.

 

Even knowing that writing the wrong thing in chat would get them dragged away by the legal team, momentary jealousy, envy, and greed blinded their eyes.

 

But Shin Hyeok didn’t care.

 

A true god knows how to turn even the jealousy of the foolish into cheers.

 

“I’ll give these away through a lottery.”

 

-…What?

 

-No way, you’re giving away 50 billion worth through a lottery?

 

-Crazy…

 

Lottery.

 

With that one word, the chat was dyed in silence.

 

When the minds of those who were too shocked to even have the energy to chat returned.

 

Shin Hyeok announced the lottery method.

 

“If you donate 100 D.C., I’ll give you a lottery ticket. Note that you get 1 ticket per person regardless of how much you donate. However, if you donate anonymously I can’t verify it, so please attach a verifiable name or organization name.”

 

100 D.C.

 

Roughly the value of 100 dollars.

 

It’s not a small amount.

 

In Korean won, it’s over 100,000 won.

 

-That’s generous.

 

-From now on, let’s say Shin Hyeok instead of generous.

 

-Kyaaaaaaak! Elixir normalization is Shin Shin Hyeok!

 

-It’s Daesinhyeok again. I’ve seen him. I must worship him once more.

 

-The greatest GOAT in human history, Shin Shin Hyeok

 

-From now on I become one with the host and all attacks toward the host will be considered attacks toward me…

 

But even that wasn’t lacking to call it generous.

 

Converting the value of an elixir to D.C, it’s roughly 1 million D.C.

 

Being able to scratch it like a lottery for just 100 D.C?

 

[Ganghan Namja has donated 100 D.C.]

 

[Yeongyaknopno Uni has donated 100 D.C.]

 

[Sinwha Group Shareholder has donated 100 D.C.]

 

[American Heroes has…]

 

[Trinity Party has…]

 

.

 

.

 

.

 

Shin Hyeok’s donation window began to catch fire.

 

‘Making money is hard? Just receive donations then?’

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