A Blank Slate Regression for the Idol That Lost His Original Mindset - Chapter 141
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A Regression Guide for Idols Who Lost Their Initial Intentions Episode 141
[Yuje Dream]
MAST test results are finally out!
Our Ilmong fans should also get allergy tests done in advance and be really careful with allergies ㅠㅠ
I never knew allergies could be this scary☹
I’m fine now so don’t worry, promise!
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#Rev #Reve #Daydream #Daydream #Ilmong #Yuje
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Miss Kim, who had been sitting on the sofa next to her family member who was a viewer of , waiting for this week’s live broadcast while looking at Yuje’s post on his official SNS, let out a sigh of relief.
“Our hamster…! Oh my, it was an allergy…”
She had been feeling unsettled ever since seeing the emergency room sighting reports about Rev.
They were already barely managing to prevent him from being labeled as a sickly idol – what the antis called a weakling – thanks to his activities at Sports University, so another emergency room sighting wasn’t welcome news for the fans.
Of course, they were also worried about the artist’s health.
At Miss Kim’s sniffling, the family member next to her asked with a face that showed complete incomprehension.
“Don’t you feel reality hit when you refer to people as animals?”
“Of course! Our Eden is a black baby kitten Goyeong!”
When she answered confidently, her family member pointed at the TV screen with their finger, their face full of mockery.
“Ah, that one?”
The previous broadcast showed Eden receiving basic training at the training camp and scenes of combat training gear inspection.
And what Miss Kim’s family member was currently pointing at was Eden doing PT Exercise number 6 with a frowning face.
Whether it was the no-makeup military uniform effect or the frowning face effect, even Miss Kim, who pushed the theory that Yoon Eden was a black baby kitten, had to admit he didn’t look like a baby kitten.
“Wow, a celebrity is definitely a celebrity. Even wearing fatigues, his face looks good.”
Hearing her family member’s admiration, Miss Kim rubbed her eyes, wondering if her vision was wrong.
No, where did the black baby kitten go and why is there a man in his twenties…?
Dream Heart Daydream @revedream
Eden doesn’t look like a baby kitten anymore…
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StopYoonEdenMoeification @AK5ASDF1Z
Reply to @revedream
Yoon Eden is not a baby kitten. Yoon Eden is a fierce-looking man in his twenties with all limbs intact and over 180cm tall. Please stop the Yoon Eden baby kitten moeification.
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Dream Heart Daydream @revedream
Reply to @AK5ASDF1Z
Fine, as you wished, he doesn’t look like a baby kitten, damn it
Please read the post and then mention me instead of doing this crap every time I post
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KittyEden @kitttyyyeden
Reply to @revedream
Dream-nim, have you finally been brainwashed by that persistent troll…?
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Dream Heart Daydream @revedream
Reply to @kitttyyyeden
Real Men lol
Then you’ll understand what I mean…
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KittyEden @kitttyyyeden
Reply to @revedream
What should we do…? I also don’t see Eden as a baby kitten right now
To think we were the corrupt forces
While Miss Kim and her Twitter friend were confused by the truth they had stepped closer to, the PT exercises had already moved on to number 8.
“Ah, that one’s tough. That’s really how tough it is…”
Listening to her military-experienced family member’s chuckling and unsolicited explanations, Miss Kim looked at her baby on the other side of the screen doing full body twists while lying on the muddy ground with eyes full of pity.
Then, Eden, who had been staring intently at the face of the instructor who approached him, blinked and suddenly winked at the instructor.
-What’s that?
-I didn’t think Eden was like that but he’s doing aegyo attacks on the instructor
-Why does he look so bright? lol
It was the moment Miss Kim went back to supporting the Yoon Eden baby kitten theory.
[Instructor: Number 227 Owl! Head up and legs down more!]
[Private Yoon Eden: Ack!]
[The instructor shows no change in expression despite the sudden wink attack]
Of course, that aegyo that wasn’t aegyo didn’t work on the training officer at all, and Eden resumed the proper FM position.
“But why did our baby suddenly wink at the instructor? Don’t tell me Yuje advised him to act cute to the instructor when things get tough? Looking at how the instructor’s lips twitched slightly, it seemed to work a bit.”
“That earlier thing really didn’t seem like aegyo at all, it looked like he was sending a signal. Maybe they know each other?”
While all the panel members accidentally dropped out one by one, only Eden remained steadfastly in the main formation until the end.
When the PT exercises ended, Eden’s individual interview screen appeared.
[Q. You seemed to know one of the instructors, are you acquainted?]
[Private Yoon Eden: He’s a high school friend. Who would have thought I’d meet this guy here…]
A group selca from a BBQ restaurant was attached as reference footage, with everyone except Eden and the instructor having their faces mosaicked and tagged as high school classmates.
Even in this situation, Miss Kim was secretly impressed by how he maintained the perfect angle while taking the photo. After Eden’s interview, the instructor’s interview appeared.
[Kim Woochan Instructor: I have no intention of giving him special treatment just because he’s a friend. This is the military.]
The scene of him yelling at Eden to straighten his posture right after receiving the wink was replayed once more.
[Private Yoon Eden can’t even dream of easy exemption]
“Wow, that guy’s amazing! How does he just happen to meet a friend there!”
Miss Kim’s family member laughed while holding their stomach.
The combat training that followed the PT exercises was rope crossing. It was training to cross a wide space filled with muddy water while hanging from just one rope.
Everyone either fell spectacularly into the water or barely scraped their legs in the water, achieving only failures or ambiguous successes.
And finally, Eden’s turn, the last in order, approached.
Called by the instructor, Eden ran over with a relaxed face showing no tension, stood in front of the rope, gripped it tightly and reported.
[Private Yoon Eden: Number 227 Owl, ready for river crossing!]
[Instructor: River crossing!]
At the instructor’s command, Eden launched his body while gripping the rope.
Eden, who succeeded cleanly with perfect form and landing without touching the water, spread his arms and shouted.
[Private Yoon Eden: River crossing complete!]
[Birth of a new ace?]
The panel member who originally had the nickname “Ace” looked at Eden with surprised eyes, and the faces of the other admiring panel members and the flustered instructors flashed by in succession.
“Hey, what’s with that guy? That’s really not supposed to be that easy.”
The grill plate reaction was hot as well.
-This is our proud leader who’s the ace of Sports University!!!!!
-Our younger brother who’s a former combat training instructor is giving a standing ovation next to me right now, saying that’s really difficult
-My prayer meta asking for Eden to fall into the water didn’t work,,
└Why on earth would you want that
└I just wanted to see him soaked
└That’s muddy water so you wouldn’t get the visual you want
[Q. Have you ever experienced combat training before…?]
[Private Yoon Eden: In second year of middle school, I think, I experienced it at a retreat….]
“That’s possible? It’s not supposed to be that easy just from trying it once.”
While Miss Kim’s family member tilted their head and muttered, the screen showed the panel members moving to the next combat course with duck walks.
Next to Eden, who was climbing uphill with a grimacing face doing duck walks desperately, Kim Woochan Instructor shouted.
[Kim Woochan Instructor: Number 227 Owl, no cutting corners!]
[Private Yoon Eden: I never cut corners!]
[Kim Woochan Instructor: What are you supposed to respond with!]
[Private Yoon Eden: Sir!]
[Resentful eyes looking at a friend….]
-Ahh lol Eden is glaring at his friend right now lolol
-Eden’s friend’s nostrils seem to be flaring a bit lol looks like anyone can tell they’re trying not to laugh lol
-Our Yoon Rida, how did she end up… But if it were other Rev members, it probably wouldn’t have been this entertaining… lol
└Our Bambi and Yehyeon would collapse…
“He’s being harder on him because they’re friends. His posture is clearly by the book though.”
Miss Kim’s family member said while watching TV with fascinated eyes.
His eyes, which had been frozen like a pollack from continuous failures, had been in a thawed state ever since Eden’s success.
When he saw Eden succeed in the following weaving training with a record 1 second faster than the instructor, he entered a completely excited state.
“Hey, what is that guy really? He’s so fucking cool! Is he from Taereung?”
“No, he’s from Underground.”
“Ah, he did hip hop? So fucking cool.”
-My brother suddenly started downloading Rev songs…
-Is Yoon Eden by any chance a military veteran???
-A talent that Underground and Taereung lost to the idol industry
[Q. No matter how I look at it, you seem experienced?]
[Private Yoon Eden: This was also at the retreat… But why on earth was there a combat training ground at the retreat center…? Since it was a boys’ middle school, did they deliberately choose to take us there…?]
Eden’s figure tilting his head was captured on screen.
They say a man’s hair is everything, and while the sports cut wig that looked like it was gnawed by rats was diminishing his usual appearance, his base features were still good enough that it wasn’t unpleasant to look at.
[Q. Then is there any combat training you haven’t done?]
[Private Yoon Eden: Well, I haven’t done NBC training. Surely they wouldn’t put middle schoolers through the full combat training course?]
Eden grinned. His eyes crinkled as a refreshing smile spread across his face.
Rest time in the barracks. Along with snack time, Eden’s stage time began semi-forcibly because he was an idol.
-I thought you could rap but you’re singing instead lol
-He even raps lol
-Why One Chance?
└It has the least high notes and most rap parts
└I see
-But it feels like everyone’s just clapping out of politeness… lol
-Yeah lololololololol
-Is Yoon crazy or what lolololololol
-Whoa, doing a girl group song drift here hahahaha
When Eden switched from Rev’s song to a famous girl group’s point choreography and song, the panel members who were the audience also responded enthusiastically.
[Q. How did you end up doing a girl group song?]
[Private Yoon Eden: After getting a promise to be excused from trench combat?]
The image of Eden scratching his head with an enlightened face alternated with the image of Eden gritting his teeth and pushing away his opponent while covered in muddy water from the trench.
-Is this the look you wanted, person who said they wanted to see him wet?
└No, that’s not what I meant
-Says he’s sitting out lol but he’s even singing girl group songs, so why is he in there lol
A short preview for next week, which was also the last of the combat training episodes, played and the broadcast ended.
“Hey, that guy’s pretty cool. What’s his name? Yoon Eden?”
Listening to the family member’s admiration, still not recovered from the afterglow of the broadcast, Miss Kim posted on SNS.
Dream Heart Daydream @revedream
If you watch next week’s Real Men broadcast, you’ll become a Rev fan,,,
Continuously looking for Yoon Eden and admiring next to me
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The Rev members who finally succeeded in watching this week’s live broadcast each patted my back once.
“Good work, Eden.”
“Wow, I’m really glad I didn’t go.”
“Even doing a girl group song like this… Truly our leader.”
“Hyung, you were totally cool!”
Right, it’s enough that you guys recognized my hard work.
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